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My superpower is picking the
slowest moving line at the grocery store.
My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
nastyBoomersRUs nastyBoomersRUs
21 mar
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
Ayyyyy inn famous
Ashleyr Ashleyr
8 mar
Ayyyyy inn famous
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak?
of Thrones
To be honest, I was
drunk for most of it.
pr1vateGroups pr1vateGroups
11 mar
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak? of Thrones To be honest, I was drunk for most of it.
Welcome to the Bread bank
en you get your way but you're still pissed.
KarenBeth KarenBeth
9d
en you get your way but you're still pissed.
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY,
KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK.
faezbook.
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY, KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK. faezbook.
THE THE PART THAT SAYS HOW STIMULUS BILL MUCH YOU'RE GETTING
MarkKeith
15 mar
THE THE PART THAT SAYS HOW STIMULUS BILL MUCH YOU'RE GETTING
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the
face to remind her who's boss
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS.
QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU
$70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
xman2k
11 mar
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND THE CORNER, FELLAS. QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU $70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
women
OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
women OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
Woofer and subwoofer
wa
mack10 mack10
22d
Woofer and subwoofer wa
If a theif forces you to take money out of an ATM, do not argue or resist.
What you do is punch in your pin # backwards. EX: if its 1234, you type
4321.When you do that, the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot. The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge & begin taking photos of the suspect.
Every ATM has the feature. Stay safe.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
If a theif forces you to take money out of an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you do is punch in your pin # backwards. EX: if its 1234, you type 4321.When you do that, the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot. The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge & begin taking photos of the suspect. Every ATM has the feature. Stay safe.
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY
614 ACRES OF WHY YOURE STILL FREE.
ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY 614 ACRES OF WHY YOURE STILL FREE.
Trying to get Chase off of me
Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
he wanted syrup for breakfast... .just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend
Jacob (there is no Jacob)
How about your kid?
Things that made my toddler cry this week: - I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare - the bath was "too wet" he wanted syrup for breakfast... .just syrup - his sister "keeps looking at him" - he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob) How about your kid?
Toby isn't a model but he should be lam not a model BUT.. CA
We were renovating our cabin when this happened.. You just broke into that poor squirrels life savings