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My toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break.
My toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break.
When you're real enough to kick it with anybody
WinterSnow WinterSnow
15 mar
When you're real enough to kick it with anybody
I might look calm but in my head
I have punched you in the face three times...
I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times...
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
Do you ever make jokes in your head and accidentally laugh out loud because you're so funny
Do you ever make jokes in your head and accidentally laugh out loud because you're so funny
LOWE SARCASM
IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE..BUT WITH WORDS
LOWE SARCASM IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE..BUT WITH WORDS
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Don't start this shit, your money coming... Bye!!!
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IRS Payment Status Not Available Don't start this shit, your money coming... Bye!!! For more information on the eligibility rules, see our Frequently Asked Questions page. EXIT
Mary's a "glass half-full" gall...
fleetingwize fleetingwize
18 mar
Mary's a "glass half-full" gall...
Love her.
Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words
fuck off' much more frequently.
\ Helen Mirren
Love her. Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words fuck off' much more frequently. \ Helen Mirren
life hacks
Have some information on a "missing person" poster? Don't report it to any phone mentioned in the poster, always contacted the authorities first. You never know who made the poster.
DOO ifeHacks com
life hacks Have some information on a "missing person" poster? Don't report it to any phone mentioned in the poster, always contacted the authorities first. You never know who made the poster. DOO ifeHacks com
"How are you?"
Me: I'm fine, same old
Also me
"How are you?" Me: I'm fine, same old Also me
When you just finished a whole pizza and you're not sure if you're disgusted with yourself, or want to finish strong with an ice cream
MamaSouder MamaSouder
7 mar
When you just finished a whole pizza and you're not sure if you're disgusted with yourself, or want to finish strong with an ice cream
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
diablo1 diablo1
6 mar
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
14 mar
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after
adoption.
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after adoption.
SLEEP \
WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP,
SIEEP, COW,
Bdharqe Bdharqe
13 mar
SLEEP \ WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP, SIEEP, COW,
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL
'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG.
RECEPTION
Original Anist
Renradtietanltgites Shell
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL 'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG. RECEPTION Original Anist Renradtietanltgites Shell
In 1905, 11-year-old Frank Epperson accidentally left a wooden stirrer in a glass of soda powder and water on his porch overnight. It was a cold night, and when Frank went outside the next morning, he found his drink frozen like an icicle. He liked it and started selling the treat around his neighborhood. After
20 years of making the frozen treat, he finally patented his "Pop's sicles."
\wroird-facte
In 1905, 11-year-old Frank Epperson accidentally left a wooden stirrer in a glass of soda powder and water on his porch overnight. It was a cold night, and when Frank went outside the next morning, he found his drink frozen like an icicle. He liked it and started selling the treat around his neighborhood. After 20 years of making the frozen treat, he finally patented his "Pop's sicles." \wroird-facte
This squirrel gets a little drunk after eating fermented pears
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..