My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit
"Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar.
Using the TouchTunes app.
Yeah! About to get another round.
You drinking a whiskey drink or a vodka drink?
Thebath thumping the thumping the
DEL TORO BAR
got them down, but they got up again.