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"Today I close the door to the past, open the door to the future, take a deep breath,
step on through and start a new
chapter in my life."
AT
"Today I close the door to the past, open the door to the future, take a deep breath, step on through and start a new chapter in my life." AT
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHTZ
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHTZ
LOOK AROUND YOU.
APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE.
NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME
INA YEAR.
SS
'A STORM COMING:
LOOK AROUND YOU. APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE. NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME INA YEAR. SS 'A STORM COMING:
I don't need to be sneaky. I do whatever the fuck I want. The end.
JennyGoff
6 mar
I don't need to be sneaky. I do whatever the fuck I want. The end.
NOTICE +
\F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO
NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs
FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED
(LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW.
You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED.
WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC,
\eNock.
ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
NOTICE + \F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED (LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW. You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED. WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC, \eNock. ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK
AN YAW STILY SET ING
coldMustangHumor coldMustangHumor
17 may
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK AN YAW STILY SET ING
Does anyone viewing this page still eat Sloppy Joes?
Does anyone viewing this page still eat Sloppy Joes?
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL
WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
Like Morgan freeman said. Black history month needs to go away. He even asked the reporter how would you like it if we dedicate one month out of the year as white history month ? He said American history is our history. So I'll ask you to stop calling me a black man and I'll stop calling you a white man. The issue with race only Exists because we talk about it. Let it go and die in the past so we can build a future where we aren't black/ white. We are fellow humans. Smart
man
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
Like Morgan freeman said. Black history month needs to go away. He even asked the reporter how would you like it if we dedicate one month out of the year as white history month ? He said American history is our history. So I'll ask you to stop calling me a black man and I'll stop calling you a white man. The issue with race only Exists because we talk about it. Let it go and die in the past so we can build a future where we aren't black/ white. We are fellow humans. Smart man
MY GUARDIAN BE LIKE
"TM, GONE LOSE MY JOB END UP IN HELL WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKER
MY GUARDIAN BE LIKE "TM, GONE LOSE MY JOB END UP IN HELL WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKER
Google Maps Acquires Snapchat
hysterical_fend hysterical_fend
20 mar
Google Maps Acquires Snapchat
my manager: so how's the shift going? me:
DDivya DDivya
18 mar
my manager: so how's the shift going? me:
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny."
said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed."
She said
"See? You're hilarious!"
I asked my wife why she married me. She said Because you are funny." said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed." She said "See? You're hilarious!"
Her: Grow up! You can't believe everything you see online.
Him: I don't need this. There are hot local singles in my area dying to meet me.
gregglesty
9 mar
Her: Grow up! You can't believe everything you see online. Him: I don't need this. There are hot local singles in my area dying to meet me.
GOING TO
TO DISLIKE EVERY AD ON YOUTUBE
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
GOING TO TO DISLIKE EVERY AD ON YOUTUBE
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
MsDea MsDea
12 mar
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
Who ate these right from the tree
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Who ate these right from the tree
Remember when we had to smack the
TV because the channel wasn't coming in clearly? feel that way about far too many people.
jerry1752 jerry1752
11 mar
Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn't coming in clearly? feel that way about far too many people.
No one:
Every killer's mom ever:
*My boy is the
in the whale wtde world
No one: Every killer's mom ever: *My boy is the in the whale wtde world