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NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF
CALM OOWN HAS ANYONE
CALMED DOWN BY BEING TOLD TO CALM DOWN
RobertCrowley RobertCrowley
6 mar
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF CALM OOWN HAS ANYONE CALMED DOWN BY BEING TOLD TO CALM DOWN
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE
THEV'II CIIDELY
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE THEV'II CIIDELY
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR?
OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR? OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
COME ON, ADMIT IT...
YOU'VE HAD TONGUE SEX WITH ATWINKIE LEAST ONCE
chrisfunsize chrisfunsize
12 mar
COME ON, ADMIT IT... YOU'VE HAD TONGUE SEX WITH ATWINKIE LEAST ONCE
SORRY to all who will skip this:
"LORD, Protect me and MY FAMILY IN 2021"
Amen.
SORRY to all who will skip this: "LORD, Protect me and MY FAMILY IN 2021" Amen.
Jenna Ketter
@jenna_ketter
Ok so hear me out.......
Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
Jenna Ketter @jenna_ketter Ok so hear me out....... Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
Youre squishing me hooman
ff all
- ~
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
17 mar
Youre squishing me hooman ff all - ~
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Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
How ToBeADad
of Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it. How ToBeADad
whenever tell someone
where I live and they say,
"omg that's so far"
I'm like calm down
I'm not inviting you over.
CarolynBartlett CarolynBartlett
19 mar
whenever tell someone where I live and they say, "omg that's so far" I'm like calm down I'm not inviting you over.
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
70sguy 70sguy
14 jun
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SO QUIET AROUND THEM.
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SO QUIET AROUND THEM.
Officially have the most dramtic dog
A New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere.
He then decided to buy two lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.
lilfactsweird lilfactsweird
19 mar
A New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere. He then decided to buy two lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.
Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue in front of the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in their own backyard
garrisonloved garrisonloved
12 mar
Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue in front of the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in their own backyard
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of
'89, relinquished command of USAG Fort
Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a
US, Army installation.
#throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of '89, relinquished command of USAG Fort Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a US, Army installation. #throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
Damn right I'm gonna sniff it.
JaxDikslinger JaxDikslinger
28 may
Damn right I'm gonna sniff it.
I have a feeling that
My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this
I think the cat seen a ghost
shellygene1973 shellygene1973
18 mar
I think the cat seen a ghost
It must be very difficult to be someone who has less intelligence than a pigeon.
pure_groups43 pure_groups43
5 jun
It must be very difficult to be someone who has less intelligence than a pigeon.
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN?
BEGAUSE THE
TICKLES HES
CharElliott CharElliott
8 mar
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN? BEGAUSE THE TICKLES HES