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Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
Anyone else ever feel like [buiiding ]a log cabin in the woods and society behind?
verymanshed101 verymanshed101
17 mar
Anyone else ever feel like [buiiding ]a log cabin in the woods and society behind?
HUSBAND: did the dishes
WIFE: So?
HUSBAND:
HUSBAND: did the dishes WIFE: So? HUSBAND:
Does giving a blowjob help in reducing bad
breath?
My boyfriend told me I have a bad breath when I wake up. He told me that giving a blowjob early in the morning will help me to reduce my bad breath. Now I give him blowjob daily in the morning and he tells I don't have bad breath after blowjob.
Is he right?
Someone give this man medal
coldgroups555 coldgroups555
15 mar
Does giving a blowjob help in reducing bad breath? My boyfriend told me I have a bad breath when I wake up. He told me that giving a blowjob early in the morning will help me to reduce my bad breath. Now I give him blowjob daily in the morning and he tells I don't have bad breath after blowjob. Is he right? Someone give this man medal
type of peace levels i need.
type of peace levels i need.
Who still misses this guy?
Who still misses this guy?
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED
Big Bertha, a gun used during World
War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED Big Bertha, a gun used during World War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT
PUT
320solutions 320solutions
11 mar
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT PUT
I WILL NEVER FORCE MY KIDS TO LOVE RELATIVES THAT DON'T SEE OR ASK ABOUT THEM.
Suppor
PERIOD.
I WILL NEVER FORCE MY KIDS TO LOVE RELATIVES THAT DON'T SEE OR ASK ABOUT THEM. Suppor PERIOD.
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
TeeRob TeeRob
10 mar
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
if u ever saw me drunk, ur welcome cause bet ur night wasn't boring
if u ever saw me drunk, ur welcome cause bet ur night wasn't boring
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
When you haven't caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
When you haven't caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you
He got mad because I asked to be on
Family Feud.
KarenBeth KarenBeth
21 jun
He got mad because I asked to be on Family Feud.
WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S XTENDED WARRANTY
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S XTENDED WARRANTY
Itlooks like an eternity, but it's short trip enjoy lite and be kind.
Itlooks like an eternity, but it's short trip enjoy lite and be kind.
@UberFacts
Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls.
berfacts
@UberFacts Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls. berfacts
What Will Come
Out of My Ass?
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
What Will Come Out of My Ass?
Pet score ana now I have a piranha.
these puppe r ene
Pet score ana now I have a piranha. these puppe r ene
Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals.
@SpiritualAsylum
320solutions 320solutions
26 apr
Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals. @SpiritualAsylum