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never understood wedding gifts.
Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
never understood wedding gifts. Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
wy Shorty
"Punch it bro, the lights gray."
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
wy Shorty "Punch it bro, the lights gray."
satan explaining how the hot goth chick sacrificed me after I fell asleep
\4
look, you were heading here anyways
Rikkeej Rikkeej
18 nov 2020
satan explaining how the hot goth chick sacrificed me after I fell asleep \4 look, you were heading here anyways
Will you slap your best friend for
1 million dollars
Xavier
I'd do it for two slices of pizza and
cold drink
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milky_groups milky_groups
16 mar
Will you slap your best friend for 1 million dollars Xavier I'd do it for two slices of pizza and cold drink Like Reply
Why is it called common sense when so few have it?
Why is it called common sense when so few have it?
DOGS HAVE A WAY OF FINDING THE PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM AND FILLING AN EMPTINESS WE DIDN'
EVER KNOW WE H THOM JONES
I Love Animals
Gargoyle Gargoyle
11 mar
DOGS HAVE A WAY OF FINDING THE PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM AND FILLING AN EMPTINESS WE DIDN' EVER KNOW WE H THOM JONES I Love Animals
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies
I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency.
Scale of 1 to 10?
10 get me out of here.
All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency. Scale of 1 to 10? 10 get me out of here. All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
OK, READY, FOR, BED
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
OK, READY, FOR, BED
I'm feeling generous today. I don't uSually
give a fuck. But today
fuck you
fuck
is your lucky day. So, please feel free to take one.
UCk you ) fuck you
FUCK you fuck you fuck you ) fuck you fuck you
JennyGoff
12 mar
I'm feeling generous today. I don't uSually give a fuck. But today fuck you fuck is your lucky day. So, please feel free to take one. UCk you ) fuck you FUCK you fuck you fuck you ) fuck you fuck you
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go
with "hang and bang".
Rikkeej Rikkeej
22 mar
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go with "hang and bang".
ineed my pussy ate.
not licked. ATE.
eat me like you haven't eaten in days.
like you been eating for a week and i'm a plate of soul food
snatch my soul, let me drown you in my juices.
idc if i try to run, keep my ass still and send me to heaven.
then leave.
avidtrapper94 avidtrapper94
16 mar
ineed my pussy ate. not licked. ATE. eat me like you haven't eaten in days. like you been eating for a week and i'm a plate of soul food snatch my soul, let me drown you in my juices. idc if i try to run, keep my ass still and send me to heaven. then leave.
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
WHO REMEMBERS WIMPY ROM THE "POPEYE" CARTOONS.
WHO REMEMBERS WIMPY ROM THE "POPEYE" CARTOONS.
My human be like. "Stop Barking!"
SEE THAT DOWN THERE?
NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
JayODell JayODell
15d
SEE THAT DOWN THERE? NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
There is a monument to honor the almost one million (often forgotten) Allied horses who died during the First World War. Of one million drafted horses, only 62,000 returned in 1918.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
There is a monument to honor the almost one million (often forgotten) Allied horses who died during the First World War. Of one million drafted horses, only 62,000 returned in 1918.
nothing scares me more than someone loving me one day and deciding they don't want me the next. nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again
nothing scares me more than someone loving me one day and deciding they don't want me the next. nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again
Wuen PETTING cATS...
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE THEIR MURDER BUTTON
Wuen PETTING cATS... BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE THEIR MURDER BUTTON
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"