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No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying 'Fuck off' ask, 'How can help you to Fuck off?'
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying 'Fuck off' ask, 'How can help you to Fuck off?'
Clare Pooley
@cpooleywriter
I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation.
He doesn't need walks any more - just a
garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation. He doesn't need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
Don't make me a house on
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
Don't make me a house on
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE MARRYING NYMPHOMANIAGS
THE PROBLEM Is AFTER A FEW YEARS,
THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
VictorCarroll VictorCarroll
27 apr
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE MARRYING NYMPHOMANIAGS THE PROBLEM Is AFTER A FEW YEARS, THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
11 mar
Now this is a harmless prank I can get behind are
Tan lines in 2020 be like
Vape_Queen Vape_Queen
3 may
Tan lines in 2020 be like
A Husky Walks on Water in Alaska.
The Image Was Taken After Heavy
Rainfall Covered the Frozen Lake.
A Husky Walks on Water in Alaska. The Image Was Taken After Heavy Rainfall Covered the Frozen Lake.
Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough
harmonyjuel harmonyjuel
4 nov 2020
Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough
THE REAL SILENT HILL IS A CREEPY, ABANDONED TOWN THAT'S BEEN ON FIRE SINCE 1962. IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH, YOU CAN VISIT IT TODAY.
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
THE REAL SILENT HILL IS A CREEPY, ABANDONED TOWN THAT'S BEEN ON FIRE SINCE 1962. IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH, YOU CAN VISIT IT TODAY.
Think this plant needs
repotting
oe
-SEE
Think this plant needs repotting oe -SEE
a curb just hit my car... y'all be careful out here
a curb just hit my car... y'all be careful out here
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER
OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO
ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
What a beautiful smile!
What a beautiful smile!
enemy: we got him!!
Jon wick:
*Joha
TripllleM TripllleM
19 mar
enemy: we got him!! Jon wick: *Joha
5 year old me trying to see if the fridge light remains on after I close the door.
5 year old me trying to see if the fridge light remains on after I close the door.
In Sickness
*coughs up blood* "I'm fine":
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio,
Capricorn, Aquarius
*sneezes* "I'm dying":
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra,
Sagittarius
In Sickness *coughs up blood* "I'm fine": Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius *sneezes* "I'm dying": Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
This would be my cat
agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
LJpisces LJpisces
17 mar
This would be my cat agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
When I'm an old lady
I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor
all over the house in
case I fall down
When I'm an old lady I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down
Meet Larry..... The world's most seductive otter