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No one:
Cats when they love somebody:
No one: Cats when they love somebody:
MATURITY IS WHEN YOU DON'T
BROADCAST YOUR EMOTIONS EMOTH ON FACEBOOK FOR
DATLIV
MATURITY IS WHEN YOU DON'T BROADCAST YOUR EMOTIONS EMOTH ON FACEBOOK FOR DATLIV
ar,
They said they are grilling
hotdogs!
RobertCrowley RobertCrowley
18 mar
ar, They said they are grilling hotdogs!
When Mr. Clean switches to Fabuloso
When Mr. Clean switches to Fabuloso
Big girls ain't scared of nothing but this chair
PeytonJackman PeytonJackman
17 mar
Big girls ain't scared of nothing but this chair
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
BEING A MAN IS NOT EASY.
NO MAKEUP NO WIG: IE VAITRE VAITRE HIV
BEING A MAN IS NOT EASY. NO MAKEUP NO WIG: IE VAITRE VAITRE HIV
Mojo for Armani
Rmxm Rmxm
14 mar
Mojo for Armani
Him: suck my dick
Her: im allergic to shrimp
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Him: suck my dick Her: im allergic to shrimp
normalize making small furniture for
LN
your cat
normalize making small furniture for LN your cat
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world
jose
They obviously haven't seen my patience
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world jose They obviously haven't seen my patience
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY.
KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS"
SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN
WITH "TREATS"
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY. KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS" SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN WITH "TREATS"
You're a rare breed. They're not supposed to understand you.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
You're a rare breed. They're not supposed to understand you.
The pupil can expand up to 55% when you look at something you love.
Me looking at my doggo after along day
The pupil can expand up to 55% when you look at something you love. Me looking at my doggo after along day
In 1917 Ernie Shore once threw a
"Perfect Game" with 27 straight outs without allowing a baserunner, but is only credited with a combined no hitter because he pitched in relief of the starter Babe Ruth who was ejected after walking the first batter and punching the umpire
In 1917 Ernie Shore once threw a "Perfect Game" with 27 straight outs without allowing a baserunner, but is only credited with a combined no hitter because he pitched in relief of the starter Babe Ruth who was ejected after walking the first batter and punching the umpire
Well that's just great...
T let the milk go bad
hahahal!
Well that's just great... T let the milk go bad hahahal!
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough
harmonyjuel harmonyjuel
4 nov 2020
Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough
Dad saw a problem and found a solution... Help I cant make it on the bed