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No fucking way
WALL
wall street
No way No fucking way WALL wall street
ULTIMATE JOKERS QUOTES
NOT EVERY MAN IS AFTER SEX NOT EVERY WOMEN IS AFTER MONEY SOME JUST NEED PEACE OF MIND AND TRUE LOVE
Chrissy20us Chrissy20us
16 mar
ULTIMATE JOKERS QUOTES NOT EVERY MAN IS AFTER SEX NOT EVERY WOMEN IS AFTER MONEY SOME JUST NEED PEACE OF MIND AND TRUE LOVE
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
VASKED GOD FOR A BIKE,
GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY...
SO STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS!
okdog1
13 apr
VASKED GOD FOR A BIKE, GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY... SO STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS!
'Youva THE WHOLE
_SOT THE WHOLE PLAN
THE LARGO GRo,
PateHic GN
Wilt
totalPuns totalPuns
18 mar
'Youva THE WHOLE _SOT THE WHOLE PLAN THE LARGO GRo, PateHic GN Wilt
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
You better get your ass out my
room
You better get your ass out my room
We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us
We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
"Welcome to the 1 year anniversary of our 2
week lockdown"
"Welcome to the 1 year anniversary of our 2 week lockdown"
My kids would still ask me
what's for dinner.
My kids would still ask me what's for dinner.
DRAWA PENIs DIDN'T DRAW
ON MY FACE WHILE WAS TRACED
ASLEEP!
lberg32819 lberg32819
10 mar
DRAWA PENIs DIDN'T DRAW ON MY FACE WHILE WAS TRACED ASLEEP!
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
Is there nicer feeling than being in room full of people and the dog chooses to come
sit next to you?
ME WITH 3 BAGS OF COCAINE STUCH UP MY ASS
al
Meat_Head Meat_Head
13 mar
Is there nicer feeling than being in room full of people and the dog chooses to come sit next to you? ME WITH 3 BAGS OF COCAINE STUCH UP MY ASS al
If you know who this is you probably are my age
PicRec PicRec
9 may
If you know who this is you probably are my age
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than
robot4h3r robot4h3r
11 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than
When you finally
Wi nature
When you finally Wi nature
You will inspire some and annoy others.
Do it anyway.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
8 mar
You will inspire some and annoy others. Do it anyway.
Trust me
Are you till
'a blowjob=
Trust me Are you till 'a blowjob=
(lo you ever have those moments where you just need someone to cuddle with?
Michi Michi
19 mar
(lo you ever have those moments where you just need someone to cuddle with?