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No wonder the internet is slow, everyone is online
AS
and tweeting.
No wonder the internet is slow, everyone is online AS and tweeting.
The tiger the lion may be more powerful,
but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
The tiger the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like,
"What is it boy?
What do you see?"
Matt420 Matt420
9 mar
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like, "What is it boy? What do you see?"
Poor sportsmanship!
As a vending machine refill person, this has to be a career highlight
As a vending machine refill person, this has to be a career highlight
One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is
One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is
NEMO HITCHING A RIDE
JoieMonfort JoieMonfort
18 mar
NEMO HITCHING A RIDE
\ greta gerNIG
@NILES100
shag do commercials like he in debt
\ greta gerNIG @NILES100 shag do commercials like he in debt
Jeffrey Bien y @jungleland
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
Jeffrey Bien y @jungleland I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with
them, then you're
an
Ceoroe Carlin
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an Ceoroe Carlin
I want this couch in my house so bad we
I want this couch in my house so bad we
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP.
AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
FelixDulingEl
20 jun
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP. AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China.
OK
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China. OK
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
just ate a burger, where the buns were grilled cheese sandwiches
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
just ate a burger, where the buns were grilled cheese sandwiches
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
LISTEN UP- GUYS SOMTIMES TO SEE THINGS
FROM A WOMANS POINT OF VIEW.
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
5 may
LISTEN UP- GUYS SOMTIMES TO SEE THINGS FROM A WOMANS POINT OF VIEW.
If the person who named
Walkie Talkies named everything
Stamps - Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators - Hearty Starty
Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby
Bra - Breastie Nestie
Fork - Stabby Grabby
Socks - Feetie Heatie
Hippo - Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything Stamps - Lickie Stickie Defibrillators - Hearty Starty Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby Bra - Breastie Nestie Fork - Stabby Grabby Socks - Feetie Heatie Hippo - Floatie Bloatie Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work"
Me after it works:
Jacobwingum53 Jacobwingum53
24 jun
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work" Me after it works:
No matter how old you both get, never stop holding hands, never stop dancing, and never stop saying, "I LOVE YOU."
No matter how old you both get, never stop holding hands, never stop dancing, and never stop saying, "I LOVE YOU."
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS.
QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU
$70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
xman2k
11 mar
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND THE CORNER, FELLAS. QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU $70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER