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Nope, done eating POPEYE'S chicken now.
Gotta have smiling feces
MIRING SMILING FECES DRIVE TERU
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Nope, done eating POPEYE'S chicken now. Gotta have smiling feces MIRING SMILING FECES DRIVE TERU wew.ceddit.eom
you're the first thing.- <
think about when i wake up
@vialing ~
you're the first thing.- < think about when i wake up @vialing ~
think I'm having a Midlife crisis
might die at 48
think I'm having a Midlife crisis might die at 48
Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR?
OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR? OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
Sessoms
8 mar
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
imoge credit: CBSLA
Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills.
The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine,
170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
imoge credit: CBSLA Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills. The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine, 170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
When pou're an ancient forest witch but pom bave kids
om
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
21 mar
When pou're an ancient forest witch but pom bave kids om
Women almost hit him and she cries apologizing Ash Jamison mison552
JFK'S main funeral honour Guard were all Irish soldiers flown to the United States at the request of Jacqueline Kennedy who
stated that JFK had been enthralled and
impressed by how the Irish military honoured their dead on his visit to Ireland.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
JFK'S main funeral honour Guard were all Irish soldiers flown to the United States at the request of Jacqueline Kennedy who stated that JFK had been enthralled and impressed by how the Irish military honoured their dead on his visit to Ireland.
Kitty: I WAS ADOPTED!!! YAY
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Kitty: I WAS ADOPTED!!! YAY
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
IN'A WORLD FULL OF JUSTIN BIEBERS
BE A FUCKING JOHNNY CASH
FrankJones FrankJones
6 jun
IN'A WORLD FULL OF JUSTIN BIEBERS BE A FUCKING JOHNNY CASH
ig: @rip.emotions
@rip_emotions
My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one
Me: But this one smells like you
ig: @rip.emotions @rip_emotions My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one Me: But this one smells like you
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
Loki is like: "Did you just see that?"
When your parents would make you show them the clothes you just tried on...
KileyStuff
8 mar
When your parents would make you show them the clothes you just tried on...
*when you pull his pants down to suck his dick for the first time and realize tolerating him as a person was totally worth it*
Kjw73 Kjw73
23 may
*when you pull his pants down to suck his dick for the first time and realize tolerating him as a person was totally worth it*
The Name Is
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
The Name Is Blonde, Jane Blonde