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NOTHING ELSE MATTERS UNTIL WE FIX NOVEMBER
Arizonal
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS UNTIL WE FIX NOVEMBER Arizonal
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER
OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO
ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
SORRY SIR? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS 100 REAMY FOR THE
HAVE
THEM IN YOUR KYHIGHIS COING THE
SORRY SIR? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS 100 REAMY FOR THE HAVE THEM IN YOUR KYHIGHIS COING THE
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME
ME: IT'S THE COKE
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME ME: IT'S THE COKE
Who ate these right from the tree
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Who ate these right from the tree
Coffee, you're on the bench.
Alcohol, suit up.
up.
almaverick almaverick
28 nov 2020
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. up.
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
The steaks have never been higher
The steaks have never been higher
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not
/ speaking to each now.
other right now.
\Visit Jim Hunt at
I don't avoid housework.
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not / speaking to each now. other right now. \Visit Jim Hunt at I don't avoid housework.
Mom: Just eat your food! It's not that hot
The The food:
diablo1 diablo1
11 mar
Mom: Just eat your food! It's not that hot The The food:
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS IN
THAT PILL BOTTLE?
NO IDEA! BUT DO YOU SEE THAT ELF FLYING ARQUND!
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS IN THAT PILL BOTTLE? NO IDEA! BUT DO YOU SEE THAT ELF FLYING ARQUND!
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret?
Me:
Dontboi Dontboi
17 mar
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret? Me:
'Act normal, act normal"
Fuck a haunted house.. You ever been ina trap house and hear. BOOM
SEARCH WARRANT
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
Fuck a haunted house.. You ever been ina trap house and hear. BOOM SEARCH WARRANT
If you're feeling bad about your life, just look at this guy taking a sunset beach pic of his vape. Trust me, you're doing just fine.
If you're feeling bad about your life, just look at this guy taking a sunset beach pic of his vape. Trust me, you're doing just fine.
hate how i am a "i have an appointment at so i can't do anything all day" type of person
hate how i am a "i have an appointment at so i can't do anything all day" type of person
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS.
OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Romethetoker Romethetoker
29 dec 2020
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS. OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs: