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NOTHING SPELLS DISAPPOINTMENT
LIKE LEARNING MACGYVER CAN'T FIX HIS OWN CAR!
NOTHING SPELLS DISAPPOINTMENT LIKE LEARNING MACGYVER CAN'T FIX HIS OWN CAR!
When you pull up to work
and the fucking place is still standing...
When you pull up to work and the fucking place is still standing...
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
Amazon Tribe wins lawsuit, blocks
Big Oil's bid to destroy millions of acres of rainforest!
Amazon Tribe wins lawsuit, blocks Big Oil's bid to destroy millions of acres of rainforest!
By the end of march, you're going to be blessed more than
you can imagine.
By the end of march, you're going to be blessed more than you can imagine.
When you first When you get meet her to know her
ax
mens_corner_wtf mens_corner_wtf
28 may
When you first When you get meet her to know her ax
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
COFFEE SPELLED BACK WARDS IS EEFFOC
JUST KNOW THAT DON'T GIVE EEFFOC
UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COSEEE
thiccPopular thiccPopular
22 mar
COFFEE SPELLED BACK WARDS IS EEFFOC JUST KNOW THAT DON'T GIVE EEFFOC UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COSEEE
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done. it's always your choice.
Wayne Dyer
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done. it's always your choice. Wayne Dyer
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just looked next to the potatoes
and there it was.
How did you find your steak, sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME
FIGHT ME
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME FIGHT ME
So that's what it's for
So that's what it's for
Mom, can I have at another toy
Gargoyle Gargoyle
13 mar
Mom, can I have at another toy
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY-
-EAT Fried Potatoes And
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY- -EAT Fried Potatoes And
The awkward moment when you think you doa silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
dregone dregone
11 mar
The awkward moment when you think you doa silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
Who's your new buddy? Is that a black lab? Wait
Feeling like a bad parent?
Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape
Se
Feeling like a bad parent? Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape Se
If you're OK with this
and not OK with this
you need this
gregglesty
17 mar
If you're OK with this and not OK with this you need this
What people thin mean when I say I'm pro-gun:
What actually mean:
What people thin mean when I say I'm pro-gun: What actually mean: