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Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
How ToBeADad
of Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it. How ToBeADad
hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
SA Wg
hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply. SA Wg
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Ben820 Ben820
23 may
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
This is marketing genius
WHY IS DENTISTRY IMPORTANT?
Because even though he's missing an eyebrow, the first thing you notice is his smile!
This is marketing genius WHY IS DENTISTRY IMPORTANT? Because even though he's missing an eyebrow, the first thing you notice is his smile!
THIS KID WAS BORN WITH A SUSPENDED DRIVER'S LICENSE
HomerAdams HomerAdams
1 jun
THIS KID WAS BORN WITH A SUSPENDED DRIVER'S LICENSE
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
Karen: I'm never shopping here again Everyone in the store:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE AN OLD T.V
THEY NEED TOBESLAPPED A FEW TIMES TO GET THE PICTURE
CharElliott CharElliott
10 mar
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE AN OLD T.V THEY NEED TOBESLAPPED A FEW TIMES TO GET THE PICTURE
LISTEN UP- GUYS SOMTIMES TO SEE THINGS
FROM A WOMANS POINT OF VIEW.
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
5 may
LISTEN UP- GUYS SOMTIMES TO SEE THINGS FROM A WOMANS POINT OF VIEW.
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again
Me: Baby I cooked
Bae: What's for dinner?
Me: That bitch you been texting
Me: Baby I cooked Bae: What's for dinner? Me: That bitch you been texting
OFF
The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
PicRec PicRec
22 apr
OFF The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs.. simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs."
Sot Johnny Joev Jones
"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs.. simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs." Sot Johnny Joev Jones
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low seli teem, first make sure you are not, fact, just sumounded oy assholes.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low seli teem, first make sure you are not, fact, just sumounded oy assholes.
sofla
i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
sofla i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
Mojo for Armani
Rmxm Rmxm
14 mar
Mojo for Armani
Me to my family when
they expect me to make dinner every night
Lower your expectations
Me to my family when they expect me to make dinner every night Lower your expectations
Stop Figuting
OVER WH CREATER THE Worts Asp FiGnt
AGAiNSt THE PEoPLE WHo ARE Destroying It
THIs PAGE Will YOUR MiND
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Stop Figuting OVER WH CREATER THE Worts Asp FiGnt AGAiNSt THE PEoPLE WHo ARE Destroying It THIs PAGE Will YOUR MiND
Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below
you.
Wisdom
Qubtes
Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you. Wisdom Qubtes
VON MEANITG TELUME
CNE DAY OOING TO HAVE TO PAY SUCK ON BOOBIES
VON MEANITG TELUME CNE DAY OOING TO HAVE TO PAY SUCK ON BOOBIES