"OLD" IS WHEN Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN Your friends compliment you on your new alli- gator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pace- maker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cau- tioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
-"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter"
'means not getting up to go to the bathroom.