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"OLD" IS WHEN Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN Your friends compliment you on your new alli- gator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pace- maker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cau- tioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
-"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter"
'means not getting up to go to the bathroom.
"OLD" IS WHEN Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN Your friends compliment you on your new alli- gator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pace- maker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cau- tioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. -"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" 'means not getting up to go to the bathroom.
chained deg
LS
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
chained deg LS
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
tragic_groups tragic_groups
16 mar
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
Before you argue
with someone,
think to yourself is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives.
Because if not, there's absolutely no point.
-Amber Veal
HIGHER
Before you argue with someone, think to yourself is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives. Because if not, there's absolutely no point. -Amber Veal HIGHER
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
What is the difference between
like you,
love you.Buddha answered
"When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life .
WOLVERINE
18 mar
What is the difference between like you, love you.Buddha answered "When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..! One who understand this , understands life .
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world
Wi
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world Wi
7 yr old me
My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
7 yr old me My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY
IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?"
"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?"
Dad saw a problem and found a solution... Help I cant make it on the bed
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS.
QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU
$70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
xman2k
11 mar
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND THE CORNER, FELLAS. QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU $70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS.
MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT..
"THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES".
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS. MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT.. "THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES". THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."
John Wayne
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway." John Wayne
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
"When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship"
AliciaWilliams22 AliciaWilliams22
14 jun
"When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship"
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
My lil cuzzin bad as hell man
Th
My lil cuzzin bad as hell man Th