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ONE DAY!
I'm gonna have
"everything I prayed for!
ONE DAY! I'm gonna have "everything I prayed for!
they lying about little Shit, they lying bout
Plenty Shit...
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
they lying about little Shit, they lying bout Plenty Shit...
women are incredible
women are incredible
That one friend that's too weird for you
too handle
That one friend that's too weird for you too handle
Ayyyyy inn famous
Ashleyr Ashleyr
8 mar
Ayyyyy inn famous
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack.
77
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. 77
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
LIFE OVER CITY LIFE ANY DAY.
LIFE OVER CITY LIFE ANY DAY.
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
"Don't throw hands if you're not gonna finish it, Janice"
"Keep rescuing animals,
You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
"Keep rescuing animals, You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
Epic
Me: Goodnight kids
Kids: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty
Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
6 mar
Epic Me: Goodnight kids Kids: Goodnight Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
THE FIRST, TIME SHOW, I EVER DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA'SEE
YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO I FLEW HIM OUT.
THE FIRST, TIME SHOW, I EVER DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO I FLEW HIM OUT.
two Kinds of dogs@@
These edibles ain't shi-
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 mar
These edibles ain't shi-
Did you fix that horrible pose?
= Sure did, we removed the Cardi,
B-CD and replaced itwith Led Zeppelib
MitaNguyen MitaNguyen
16d
Did you fix that horrible pose? = Sure did, we removed the Cardi, B-CD and replaced itwith Led Zeppelib
REMEMBER CONCERTS?
AT
OK, GREAT! BUT THIS IS A RUG UNDER COFFEE TABLE.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
12 mar
REMEMBER CONCERTS? AT OK, GREAT! BUT THIS IS A RUG UNDER COFFEE TABLE.
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
The Duke a great American
alb2655 alb2655
22 jun
The Duke a great American
OFF
The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
PicRec PicRec
22 apr
OFF The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
Drinking coffee and watching the river...
Yay or Nay??
Drinking coffee and watching the river... Yay or Nay??