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"One day many will hang their heads in shame, when they realize the evil they defended, and the heroes they ridiculed."
abpv.app
"One day many will hang their heads in shame, when they realize the evil they defended, and the heroes they ridiculed." abpv.app
SCREW YOU GUYS
GOING HOME
SCREW YOU GUYS GOING HOME
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother.
He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
jerry1752 jerry1752
9 mar
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
lift-like-a-lady
cute
What if they don't like my sweater?
oH NO
lift-like-a-lady cute What if they don't like my sweater? oH NO
marinemammalress vs
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free
da
Just like that?
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free da Just like that?
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
fun _fact
Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect
as the man left the widow's home.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
fun _fact Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect as the man left the widow's home.
Did you EAT pork 'n beans & wieners as a child?
yummy_stuff1_list yummy_stuff1_list
15 mar
Did you EAT pork 'n beans & wieners as a child?
Julia has two passions in life: cannabis and horses
Julia has two passions in life: cannabis and horses
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
row many of y ell country peop
We used a Burn
We USed BUN Bd
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
11 mar
row many of y ell country peop We used a Burn We USed BUN Bd
Loki is like: "Did you just see that?"
cele
"Daddy: pnade Snis for you srvite and \ou "T wear tove and \ou wear \nat with pride -
NO. MATTER. Whot.
cele "Daddy: pnade Snis for you srvite and \ou "T wear tove and \ou wear \nat with pride - NO. MATTER. Whot.
They took
Say ho more,
Dogs are family.
They took Say ho more, Dogs are family.
This is my asshole antenna.
You're coming in loud and clear.
Purpleeez Purpleeez
14 mar
This is my asshole antenna. You're coming in loud and clear.
You should probably put o pants before t cancel you.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
You should probably put o pants before t cancel you.
Bob Janke
@Bob_Janke
Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE'
ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS)
BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
4 may
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE' ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS) BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
How to store your cats
How to store your cats