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Only acceptable excuse when it comes to not eating pussy is don't have a tongue, lost it ina pussy eating tournament" back in
I don't eat pussy.
Only acceptable excuse when it comes to not eating pussy is don't have a tongue, lost it ina pussy eating tournament" back in I don't eat pussy.
Having hoes will never compare to having one girl that will go to hell and back for you.
thoughts
Having hoes will never compare to having one girl that will go to hell and back for you. thoughts
if idiots could fly this place would be an airport
if idiots could fly this place would be an airport
Lil bro like
"gotta watch this fool.. he shorted me last time"
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
Lil bro like "gotta watch this fool.. he shorted me last time"
ff you use your husband's old 'draws' to make a tank top, you just might be a
Redneck.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
ff you use your husband's old 'draws' to make a tank top, you just might be a Redneck.
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too
until you put some heat on it."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too until you put some heat on it."
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
When she says she's out with the girls, but her girls are with you.
When she says she's out with the girls, but her girls are with you.
Me after a hard day of being moderately inconvenienced twice by trivial & easily solved situations.
awfulhumor awfulhumor
6 jun
Me after a hard day of being moderately inconvenienced twice by trivial & easily solved situations.
Mom, can I have at another toy
Gargoyle Gargoyle
13 mar
Mom, can I have at another toy
WENT LINE DANCING LAST NIGHT.
WELL, IT WAS A ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TEST...
SAME THING.
WENT LINE DANCING LAST NIGHT. WELL, IT WAS A ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TEST... SAME THING.
Cay
ENTICING MEN TO STUPID SHIT SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
8 jun
Cay ENTICING MEN TO STUPID SHIT SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME
"Why do you never get sick"
Me as a kid:
"Why do you never get sick" Me as a kid:
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
firmQuotes97 firmQuotes97
20 mar
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
Today's advice...
ie
Am, &
Don't be a
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Today's advice... ie Am, & Don't be a
love unlikely friendships like this it's so cute
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME
FIGHT ME
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME FIGHT ME
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?