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Only at Walmart@ SS
This is why the carts be fucked up at
Walmart Get her big ass outta there @
Only at Walmart@ SS This is why the carts be fucked up at Walmart Get her big ass outta there @
Taking Kong to the he got into my edibles
Bo
Taking Kong to the he got into my edibles Bo
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
if
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear...
Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
RubberOrcbat RubberOrcbat
15 may
if I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear... Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
The smarter you get, the less you speak.
You grow to realize
not everyone is worth confrontation.
Your time is valuable.
Your energy is priceless.
You won't waste either on people who don't deserve them.
The smarter you get, the less you speak. You grow to realize not everyone is worth confrontation. Your time is valuable. Your energy is priceless. You won't waste either on people who don't deserve them.
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
Dontboi Dontboi
18 mar
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
It's important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping, drinking, smoking and going out.
Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends
who will support your life goals, and believe in you.
THINKING HUMANITY
It's important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping, drinking, smoking and going out. Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who will support your life goals, and believe in you. THINKING HUMANITY
Men don't have babies because
God saw the way they handle a cold and knew the species would never survive.
Men don't have babies because God saw the way they handle a cold and knew the species would never survive.
Some people just drain the fucking nice right out of you.
Some people just drain the fucking nice right out of you.
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
my heart belongs to
my heart belongs to
Fuck nudes.
Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
Fuck nudes. Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
dy Joan Meiners, @beecycies PhD =
I just got an email from my grade biology teacher congratulating me on my PhD. She helped me do a science fair project on the antioxidant content of honey that made me believe I could be a scientist when I grew up.
Mentorship, and representation, really does matter. =
dy Joan Meiners, @beecycies PhD = I just got an email from my grade biology teacher congratulating me on my PhD. She helped me do a science fair project on the antioxidant content of honey that made me believe I could be a scientist when I grew up. Mentorship, and representation, really does matter. =
I just want to see how many will join me in saying...
GOD IS GOOD,
ALL THE TIME!
Ox
I just want to see how many will join me in saying... GOD IS GOOD, ALL THE TIME! Ox
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
7 mar
The Elements of Surprise
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
"Grandma, if you're thinking of buying me treat, it can be
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
"Grandma, if you're thinking of buying me treat, it can be