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OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL
2 For it's root root root for the home team
JoeGlen
17d
OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL 2 For it's root root root for the home team
WHEN GYM MEMBERSHIP.
PAY DEF.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 may
WHEN GYM MEMBERSHIP. PAY DEF.
Go ahead and park like an idiot, I got something for your fancy backup camera
Plaace chock surreundings tor
PASSENGER AIRBAS
Go ahead and park like an idiot, I got something for your fancy backup camera Plaace chock surreundings tor PASSENGER AIRBAS
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse
Kyle
@kkunta__
calling my mom a
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse Kyle @kkunta__ calling my mom a
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping.
When my wife is up first and
I'm still
"sleeping."
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping. When my wife is up first and I'm still "sleeping."
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
I really don't know how to feel about the way this dog is walking...
I told my teenage niece to go get me
newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modern problems require modern solutions
BENICE BENICE
1 may
I told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modern problems require modern solutions
T TELUNG You-
WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
T TELUNG You- WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: use your
Toothbrush.
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: use your Toothbrush.
WHO HAD ONE?
WHO HAD ONE?
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
Turbo spray paint This paint is meant for when you rob a bank in a white car, go 2 blocks and make it a black car then hit the interstate with it a blue car
IN'A WORLD FULL OF JUSTIN BIEBERS
BE A FUCKING JOHNNY CASH
FrankJones FrankJones
6 jun
IN'A WORLD FULL OF JUSTIN BIEBERS BE A FUCKING JOHNNY CASH
GETTING OLDER IS JUST ONE BODY PART AFTER ANOTHER SAYING, "HA HA, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
WATCH THIS.
best4funny420 best4funny420
15 mar
GETTING OLDER IS JUST ONE BODY PART AFTER ANOTHER SAYING, "HA HA, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? WATCH THIS.
Hate You
Left: me, completely broken, 93 pounds, living on the
'streets, living in fear, in pain, addicted to meth and heroin, and ready for my life to finally end. I had endocarditis twice from using and I had a hole in my heart. My mom took that picture when she went to rescue me.
Right: I took this picture tonight. Didn't care about angles. Just wanted to show my happiness. 9 months clean. I fought hard for months in the hospital, survived heart surgery, gained 40 pounds, got a place to live, and I have my family and my two cats that help me. I've posted the before pic alot but my story is important.
Recovery is possible and it is worth it
Girl u're wonderful
nextfuck1nglevel nextfuck1nglevel
2 may
Hate You Left: me, completely broken, 93 pounds, living on the 'streets, living in fear, in pain, addicted to meth and heroin, and ready for my life to finally end. I had endocarditis twice from using and I had a hole in my heart. My mom took that picture when she went to rescue me. Right: I took this picture tonight. Didn't care about angles. Just wanted to show my happiness. 9 months clean. I fought hard for months in the hospital, survived heart surgery, gained 40 pounds, got a place to live, and I have my family and my two cats that help me. I've posted the before pic alot but my story is important. Recovery is possible and it is worth it Girl u're wonderful
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
ProudAmerican ProudAmerican
21 jun
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Mom, can I have at another toy
Gargoyle Gargoyle
13 mar
Mom, can I have at another toy
LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters.
Think about it.
LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters. Think about it.
It's the frealsin' weekend, baby.
I'm about to do
15 loads of laundry.
It's the frealsin' weekend, baby. I'm about to do 15 loads of laundry.