Paddy and decide to try a 69.
Paddy's never done one
before so Mary says she'll show him.
She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him.
As she lowers herself onto face farts, apologising she tries again
But farts again.
Paddy jumps up and storms
out yelling "TU be fucked if
i'm hanging around for 67 more of them"