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'Paddy staggers into
spital with concussion, multiple bruises, two blac eves and a 5 iron wrapped ightly around his throat.
Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Cxaic
The doctor asked "What happened to you?
"Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours' I don't remember much after that!
'Paddy staggers into spital with concussion, multiple bruises, two blac eves and a 5 iron wrapped ightly around his throat. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Cxaic The doctor asked "What happened to you? "Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours' I don't remember much after that!
If a theif forces you to take money out of an ATM, do not argue or resist.
What you do is punch in your pin # backwards. EX: if its 1234, you type
4321.When you do that, the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot. The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge & begin taking photos of the suspect.
Every ATM has the feature. Stay safe.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
If a theif forces you to take money out of an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you do is punch in your pin # backwards. EX: if its 1234, you type 4321.When you do that, the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot. The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge & begin taking photos of the suspect. Every ATM has the feature. Stay safe.
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY,
KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK.
faezbook.
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY, KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK. faezbook.
WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE DISTURBED BECAUSE OF THE MEMES YOU SHARE
BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK AT LEAST 95%"
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE DISTURBED BECAUSE OF THE MEMES YOU SHARE BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK AT LEAST 95%"
Should you ever find yourself the victim of someone's bitterness, jealousy or insecurities, remember, things could be worse............
you could be them
Should you ever find yourself the victim of someone's bitterness, jealousy or insecurities, remember, things could be worse............ you could be them
TIME DOESN'T HEAL ANYONE NE IT TAKES EFFORT AS LL AS THE HEART AND-MINDSET TO WANT TO HEAL FROM
ANYTHING
MAFUKYNHOLLOW MAFUKYNHOLLOW
12 mar
TIME DOESN'T HEAL ANYONE NE IT TAKES EFFORT AS LL AS THE HEART AND-MINDSET TO WANT TO HEAL FROM ANYTHING
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
I'M NO MECHANIC
BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
lilPrintedLife lilPrintedLife
22 apr
I'M NO MECHANIC BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
World record
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
"MANKIND'S ARE NUMBERE
"Your HUBRIS HAS ANGERED
"MANKIND'S ARE NUMBERE "Your HUBRIS HAS ANGERED
"find Diet Coke please."
"find Diet Coke please."
"And that's how the fight started your honour"
"And that's how the fight started your honour"
"Keep rescuing animals,
You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
"Keep rescuing animals, You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
Having hoes will never compare to having one girl that will go to hell and back for you.
thoughts
Having hoes will never compare to having one girl that will go to hell and back for you. thoughts
When your mom looks calm in public, hut she has a secret death grip on your arm...
When your mom looks calm in public, hut she has a secret death grip on your arm...
It's the frealsin' weekend, baby.
I'm about to do
15 loads of laundry.
It's the frealsin' weekend, baby. I'm about to do 15 loads of laundry.
600,
_LONDON
FRANCE
sadgroups3 sadgroups3
16 mar
600, _LONDON FRANCE
Flavortown Stimulus Plan: Guy Fieri
Raises $25 Million For Restaurant
Workers
@tanksgoodnews
Flavortown Stimulus Plan: Guy Fieri Raises $25 Million For Restaurant Workers @tanksgoodnews