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people born in 2003 are 23 now that's crazy
2020-11-14 - Twitter for iPhone
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American girls are really like this irl
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I'm not American I'm Arizonian
94 @@B 1970 aN
people born in 2003 are 23 now that's crazy 2020-11-14 - Twitter for iPhone @jokeshub Replying to American girls are really like this irl 332 I'm not American I'm Arizonian 94 @@B 1970 aN
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
Me staying up till Sam looking at memes and have to be at work at
WinterSnow WinterSnow
14 mar
Me staying up till Sam looking at memes and have to be at work at
CONFIDENCE IS NOT-
"THEY WILL LIKE ME"
CONFIDENCE IS:
"ILL BE FINE IF THEY DON'T"
AGE OF ATTITUDE
JennyGoff
8 mar
CONFIDENCE IS NOT- "THEY WILL LIKE ME" CONFIDENCE IS: "ILL BE FINE IF THEY DON'T" AGE OF ATTITUDE
Describe this cake with only using 1 word!
moist_groups4 moist_groups4
16 mar
Describe this cake with only using 1 word!
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
SHHH. BE VEWY QUIET.
THEY SAY THAT GANT AUNT THAT WABBIT WITH GUN ANYMORE?
" 4
WELL, THEY CAN
Bice AV UINAeYV UIETH ACCT
SHHH. BE VEWY QUIET. THEY SAY THAT GANT AUNT THAT WABBIT WITH GUN ANYMORE? " 4 WELL, THEY CAN Bice AV UINAeYV UIETH ACCT
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
wasn't a Fa t
My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
wasn't a Fa t My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
your honor, clearly my
client is not a
flight risk
BadHaase BadHaase
26 feb
your honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
Hello?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you
No problem are you robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me
Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK
Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
26 feb
Hello? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you No problem are you robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old me i'm 22 what's you job? basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later promise me that it will stay between us OK Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
When the chicken actually crosses the road
When the chicken actually crosses the road
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting
In Trouble For Doodling In Class
Gets A Job Decorating
Restaurant With His Drawinas.
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting In Trouble For Doodling In Class Gets A Job Decorating Restaurant With His Drawinas.
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
Fuck nudes.
Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
Fuck nudes. Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
What 100S looks like to you as a kid
500S dollars as a teenager
1500S dollars as an adult
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
What 100S looks like to you as a kid 500S dollars as a teenager 1500S dollars as an adult
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE
THEV'II CIIDELY
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE THEV'II CIIDELY
When someone tries to take food off my plate
When someone tries to take food off my plate
When I'm an old lady
I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor
all over the house in
case I fall down
When I'm an old lady I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR?
OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR? OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS