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Person: did you lose some weight?
Me:
Person: did you lose some weight? Me:
People who use other people as stepping stones will one day lose their balance.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
18 mar
People who use other people as stepping stones will one day lose their balance.
Today an elephant decided to have a drink at my swimming pool
How to bea ladies' man 101...
WHEN YOU SPEND $32 MILLION ON YOUR GRANDSON'S WEDDING
AND HIS NEW WIFE STARTS BITCHING ABOUT YOU TO OPRAH
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
WHEN YOU SPEND $32 MILLION ON YOUR GRANDSON'S WEDDING AND HIS NEW WIFE STARTS BITCHING ABOUT YOU TO OPRAH
Will you slap your best friend for
1 million dollars
Xavier
I'd do it for two slices of pizza and
cold drink
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milky_groups milky_groups
16 mar
Will you slap your best friend for 1 million dollars Xavier I'd do it for two slices of pizza and cold drink Like Reply
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
Why Is It, When Something
Happens, It Is Always You Three?
Texas
Florida
cageyricanH666 cageyricanH666
12 mar
Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three? Texas Florida
DO YOU REMEMBER THEM?
legalBeroldti128 legalBeroldti128
11 mar
DO YOU REMEMBER THEM?
As soon as she hears Mom's name she acts innocent...
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
When your kid says mom
for the 745th time
> we an
When your kid says mom for the 745th time > we an
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL.
Service Dog
@3
same_ipetsplanet same_ipetsplanet
12 mar
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL. Service Dog @3
ANY DRUGS OR
ALCOHOL?
ie I HO THANKS GuT EVERYTHING.
JennyGoff
6 mar
ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? ie I HO THANKS GuT EVERYTHING.
They left you like you were trash,
And collected you as my treasure...
optimalanimal555 optimalanimal555
18 mar
They left you like you were trash, And collected you as my treasure...
Let our dog out to play for the first time in a few days and it lost it's shit
The aie hurts my face
Why om T livin where the air _hucts _mi
THATS WHY
The aie hurts my face Why om T livin where the air _hucts _mi THATS WHY
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE IF IT WAS RENT FREE?
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
23 apr
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE IF IT WAS RENT FREE?
Oh SHIT!
That's My Cum Sock
Oh SHIT! That's My Cum Sock