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Please do not ask for pics of mel am 12 and am not looking for a relationship
Please do not ask for pics of mel am 12 and am not looking for a relationship
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours.
thoughts
Here4thenow Here4thenow
11 mar
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours. thoughts
A New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere.
He then decided to buy two lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.
lilfactsweird lilfactsweird
19 mar
A New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere. He then decided to buy two lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.
EVERY SINGLE DAY
THE CET TIPINER
EVERY SINGLE DAY THE CET TIPINER
'DID YOU KNOW?
In the Bodi tribe, in Ethiopia, the most desired men are those with the largest bellies. The more belly
you have, the more attractive you are. I show this to you so you can see that you're not fat, you're just in the wrong tribe.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
17 mar
'DID YOU KNOW? In the Bodi tribe, in Ethiopia, the most desired men are those with the largest bellies. The more belly you have, the more attractive you are. I show this to you so you can see that you're not fat, you're just in the wrong tribe.
When someone tries to take food off my plate
When someone tries to take food off my plate
He is new to this...
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
He is new to this...
Mamii
@EvalsRelatable
STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together.
AM 28 Dec 18 Twitter for Android
King MANIC
@ManicTheOnly
But they're my kids
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
Mamii @EvalsRelatable STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together. AM 28 Dec 18 Twitter for Android King MANIC @ManicTheOnly But they're my kids
When you just finished a whole pizza and you're not sure if you're disgusted with yourself, or want to finish strong with an ice cream
MamaSouder MamaSouder
7 mar
When you just finished a whole pizza and you're not sure if you're disgusted with yourself, or want to finish strong with an ice cream
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when
WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started.
And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118
years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started. And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118 years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
STAY SINGLE UNTIL YOU MEET SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY
COMPLIMENTS YOUR LIFE IN A WAY THAT MAKES IT BETTER.
STAY SINGLE UNTIL YOU MEET SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTS YOUR LIFE IN A WAY THAT MAKES IT BETTER.
ANY DRUGS OR
ALCOHOL?
ie I HO THANKS GuT EVERYTHING.
JennyGoff
6 mar
ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? ie I HO THANKS GuT EVERYTHING.
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT.
ES
Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT. ES
Finishing the Work Week And Heading For The Weekend Then out of nowhere,, sucker dirty little punk!!!
will not immediately but definitely.
will not immediately but definitely.
CBD TOILET PAPER SO YOU CAN CALM YOUR ASS DOWN
rrarmm rrarmm
11 mar
CBD TOILET PAPER SO YOU CAN CALM YOUR ASS DOWN
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR,
PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY.
SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Willow37 Willow37
13 mar
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR, PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY. SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU 'DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE'!?
WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES DO WHEN YOU HANG OUT THEN
-LISTEN TO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AND COMPARE VAGINAS?"
MolanoMosh MolanoMosh
18 jun
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU 'DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE'!? WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES DO WHEN YOU HANG OUT THEN -LISTEN TO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AND COMPARE VAGINAS?"
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?