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Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like they could swoop out of the sky and snatch your dinner from lake.
Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like they could swoop out of the sky and snatch your dinner from lake.
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
taniaye taniaye
13 mar
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
Thankful for God's creation
Thankful for God's creation
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room
Son: dad please it's not mine..
Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
6 mar
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room Son: dad please it's not mine.. Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Now I have to unplug my lamp
at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on.
And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
MamaSouder MamaSouder
18 mar
Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
Trust me im an Engineer
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Trust me im an Engineer
Having hoes will never compare to having one girl that will go to hell and back for you.
thoughts
Having hoes will never compare to having one girl that will go to hell and back for you. thoughts
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up
because i realised happiness isn't
it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build
you build
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up because i realised happiness isn't it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build you build
can't control everything in my life, but can control what put in my body.
Will that
cucumber even fit?
wolfe
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
14 may
can't control everything in my life, but can control what put in my body. Will that cucumber even fit? wolfe
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
deafMydogsplanet deafMydogsplanet
15 mar
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
You're an ambulance.
You're an ambulance.
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination!
Ne
he
Go to
sleep & it will be ok
happyGroups666 happyGroups666
22 jun
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination! Ne he Go to sleep & it will be ok
think my guardian angel drinks.
lauragb
21 mar
think my guardian angel drinks.
Me Trashy horror movies with lots of nudity and gratuitous viofence
MolanoMosh MolanoMosh
8 may
Me Trashy horror movies with lots of nudity and gratuitous viofence
when you're getting pulled over by the cops
You flipped the bitch switch,
so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole!!
You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole!!
The way summer looked back
eddekane eddekane
7 mar
Some cat tried to replace my cat the.dailykitten
'I wish I could have some of that, but I'm trying to live a clean life."
'It's banana bread Susan, not heroin.'
'I wish I could have some of that, but I'm trying to live a clean life." 'It's banana bread Susan, not heroin.'