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PORN &/PANCAKES
YOU HAD MY
BUT NOW, YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.
PORN &/PANCAKES YOU HAD MY BUT NOW, YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.
Thank goodness I look innocent I got the dirtiest mind and the
Foulest mouth
whisper
RONDAKELLY RONDAKELLY
23 may
Thank goodness I look innocent I got the dirtiest mind and the Foulest mouth whisper
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?
Apparently the paper was jamming
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer? Apparently the paper was jamming
Mama, just killed a mouse
Mama, just killed a mouse
MY CAT WHEN I'M MEDITATING
MY CAT WHEN I'M MEDITATING
When I shit myself
At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin & throw into the crowd to
see who is next.
onedigit
10 mar
When I shit myself At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin & throw into the crowd to see who is next.
Wanna turn $40 into
$400? Put that $40 in your gas tank and take your stupid ass to work
Wanna turn $40 into $400? Put that $40 in your gas tank and take your stupid ass to work
Guin Walmart.
You aced anything?
Sadiegurl Sadiegurl
27 feb
Guin Walmart. You aced anything?
Life is trip.
The only problem is that it es come with dd map..
We have te search to reach our destination
IN
Life is trip. The only problem is that it es come with dd map.. We have te search to reach our destination IN
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
I thought this b*tch caught me stealing
TeeRob TeeRob
5 mar
I thought this b*tch caught me stealing
Today
You ever think about us getting back together?
PM
Na. I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids.
PM
I was married to you and their your kids asshole.
PM
See 2 much bs.
PM
Today You ever think about us getting back together? PM Na. I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids. PM I was married to you and their your kids asshole. PM See 2 much bs. PM
This is the happiest photo I've ever seen
\I
This is the happiest photo I've ever seen \I
MOTHERHOOD:
UPDATING YOUR KIDS WARDROBE EVERY 3
MONTHS, WHILE YOU WEAR CLOTHES YOU'VE HAD FROM 2014.
MOTHERHOOD: UPDATING YOUR KIDS WARDROBE EVERY 3 MONTHS, WHILE YOU WEAR CLOTHES YOU'VE HAD FROM 2014.
When you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells
"just my size"
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
When you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells "just my size"
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
JennyGoff
12 mar
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
When you put the youth group in charge of the Sunday morning service
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN
YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty
STILL REALITE'US
TreyPowers TreyPowers
29d
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty STILL REALITE'US