pp vuvuuragiig Such nonsense.
KEITH BUDDEN, Rayleigh, Essez.
I Round like a shot
GOING to bed the other night,
I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon aS possible.
hung up. A minute later I I rang again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I
called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.
You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.'
Within minutes there were half I a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed I response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them."
To which I replied: 'I thought e I you said there was no one available.'