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Praying before work
Praying before work
90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
JennyGoff
10 mar
90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
New!
Wipe AND Wax
Toilet paper!
New! Wipe AND Wax Toilet paper!
THE FACE YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
rainbowent rainbowent
14 mar
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
WHEN THE "FUN SIZE" CANDY BARS AREN'T FEELING SO FUN ANYMORE
I'VE REAGHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT." TO
"WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
I'VE REAGHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT." TO "WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in
2 weeks"
Me:
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in 2 weeks" Me: - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Strong women he often ; perceived as cold and mean'- simply because they refuse. to
be disrespected, mistreated or taken for granted.
Strong women he often ; perceived as cold and mean'- simply because they refuse. to be disrespected, mistreated or taken for granted.
Ever realize that humans cut
down bird's houses to make birdhouses?
How high are you?
Ever realize that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses? How high are you?
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
9 mar
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
Marino Marino
9 mar
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
Growing up is difficult
Growing up is difficult
When ur mom tells u what aI handsome young man wu are:
YE
id
emes.4
Buchs stole
KarenBeth KarenBeth
9d
When ur mom tells u what aI handsome young man wu are: YE id emes.4 Buchs stole
This is what our dog Oakley does when we don't give him a cookie
Meat_Head Meat_Head
13 mar
When she's a "Squirter"
ITS EASY TO SPOT STRONG WOMEN
THEY ARE THE ONES LIFTING EACH OTHER UP
DDivya DDivya
16 mar
ITS EASY TO SPOT STRONG WOMEN THEY ARE THE ONES LIFTING EACH OTHER UP
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
te
When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
tell them bitches you
got a girlfriend
did, they challenge you to a dick suckin contest.
Shayne Shayne
11 mar
tell them bitches you got a girlfriend did, they challenge you to a dick suckin contest.