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Pretty in pink
Pretty in pink
Most of my day at work consists of me complaining to my favorite co-worker about how stressed and tired I am...
It's like my soul hurts
Most of my day at work consists of me complaining to my favorite co-worker about how stressed and tired I am... It's like my soul hurts
came home & my dog peed little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
came home & my dog peed little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
You don't need money or gold to be rich.
All you need is
God in your life.
You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.
Why I didn't text you back:
I'm busy.
I'm ignoring you.
@ I'm high and forgot to press send.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
Why I didn't text you back: I'm busy. I'm ignoring you. @ I'm high and forgot to press send.
THE IRL YOULIKE HERFATHER HER BROTHER
ucp cy vepriestiavee YOU
THE IRL YOULIKE HERFATHER HER BROTHER ucp cy vepriestiavee YOU
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
OK, READY, FOR, BED
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
OK, READY, FOR, BED
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you
- Princess Diana
mandeeh mandeeh
16 jun
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you - Princess Diana
Yes the best view
When you're in the right place at the right time
Louie888 Louie888
6 mar
Yes the best view When you're in the right place at the right time
So technically, when porn stars take off their clothes they are getting dressed for work
So technically, when porn stars take off their clothes they are getting dressed for work
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
When your mom looks calm in public, hut she has a secret death grip on your arm...
When your mom looks calm in public, hut she has a secret death grip on your arm...
Don't make me a house on
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
Don't make me a house on
SEE THAT DOWN THERE?
NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
JayODell JayODell
14d
SEE THAT DOWN THERE? NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
nastyBoomersRUs nastyBoomersRUs
21 mar
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
BAILEY'S
<I CREAM FARM
SS
JennessNDrake JennessNDrake
17 mar
BAILEY'S <I CREAM FARM SS
Beautiful morning
AlixLynx AlixLynx
9 jun
Beautiful morning
When you slap her As* but she likes it
jewelsy34 jewelsy34
23 may
When you slap her As* but she likes it
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
PicRec PicRec
26 may
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
Meat_Head Meat_Head
29d
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."