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PRETTY SURE
WY,
THEY RE FULL!
Sharky Sharky
11 jun
PRETTY SURE WY, THEY RE FULL!
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.:
Please don't let us get caught.
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.: Please don't let us get caught.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
Avelocal place...
EGG
Avelocal place... EGG
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
happy_memezar happy_memezar
12 mar
He pranked her so hard she spoke to the manager
Theres no way I could ever be lured intoa...
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
11 mar
Theres no way I could ever be lured intoa...
JUST THE TIP HE PROMISED
if
NEXT THING FELT HIS BALLS HIT MY ASS CHEEKS
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
16 jun
JUST THE TIP HE PROMISED if NEXT THING FELT HIS BALLS HIT MY ASS CHEEKS
ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY
614 ACRES OF WHY YOURE STILL FREE.
ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY 614 ACRES OF WHY YOURE STILL FREE.
Men think women dress for them..
Dude please, we dress according to our waxing schedules, periods, mood swings, location, season, matching shoes, matching bags, matching lipstick, availability of suitable underwear.
You're not even on that List,
co
MINDJOURNAL
Men think women dress for them.. Dude please, we dress according to our waxing schedules, periods, mood swings, location, season, matching shoes, matching bags, matching lipstick, availability of suitable underwear. You're not even on that List, co MINDJOURNAL
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
According to a statistics
1 out of 4 men is happy
ad
RaySchupner RaySchupner
12d
According to a statistics 1 out of 4 men is happy ad
What is the difference between
like you,
love you.Buddha answered
"When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life .
WOLVERINE
18 mar
What is the difference between like you, love you.Buddha answered "When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..! One who understand this , understands life .
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
Falling down is an accident.
Staying down is a choice.
Falling down is an accident. Staying down is a choice.
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than shit.
crowbird crowbird
10 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.
love unlikely friendships like this it's so cute
This is Lake Superior. It has three quadrillion qu gallons of
COLD water. Water that is so cold, a dead body will never float to the surface, because the water is never warm enough to grow the bacteria needed to cause a dead body to float. Morbid, but true.
Lake Superior is the size of South Carolina, OK??
This is Lake Superior. It has three quadrillion qu gallons of COLD water. Water that is so cold, a dead body will never float to the surface, because the water is never warm enough to grow the bacteria needed to cause a dead body to float. Morbid, but true. Lake Superior is the size of South Carolina, OK??
SEE THAT DOWN THERE?
NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
JayODell JayODell
13d
SEE THAT DOWN THERE? NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD