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PRO TIP:
To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
PRO TIP: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT
IN ONE PICTURE
320solutions 320solutions
20 may
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT IN ONE PICTURE
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well?
I So why do you keep cooking?
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? I So why do you keep cooking?
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if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
Yeeeeeee Yeeeeeee
8 mar
le if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
'Yes
ere supposedito work.
'Yes ere supposedito work.
Two baby weasels pause for a photograph while scampering across a scenic road in the Scottish Highlands
gorgeous_animals gorgeous_animals
13 mar
Two baby weasels pause for a photograph while scampering across a scenic road in the Scottish Highlands
AN INVISIBLE MAN MARRIED AN INVISIBLE WOMAN
THEIR KIDS WEREN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT EITHER
bigwoody bigwoody
7 mar
AN INVISIBLE MAN MARRIED AN INVISIBLE WOMAN THEIR KIDS WEREN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT EITHER
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours.
You listen.
ashwinidodani
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours. You listen. ashwinidodani
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live.
Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live. Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
when you been acting crazy but he still calls you "baby"
when you been acting crazy but he still calls you "baby"
Think this plant needs
repotting
oe
-SEE
Think this plant needs repotting oe -SEE
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some
Aflac
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some Aflac
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
If you liveina
where you can be arrested for
Fishing without a
licenses
or entering that country
illegally... It's
safe to say that run by =
country is run by
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
If you liveina where you can be arrested for Fishing without a licenses or entering that country illegally... It's safe to say that run by = country is run by
If the person who named
Walkie Talkies named everything
Stamps - Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators - Hearty Starty
Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby
Bra - Breastie Nestie
Fork - Stabby Grabby
Socks - Feetie Heatie
Hippo - Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything Stamps - Lickie Stickie Defibrillators - Hearty Starty Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby Bra - Breastie Nestie Fork - Stabby Grabby Socks - Feetie Heatie Hippo - Floatie Bloatie Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
My life hasn't been the same since
my accident.
What accident?
The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
My life hasn't been the same since my accident. What accident? The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
SO I'VE BEEN BARKING FOR 20 MINUTES
VOU TELLING ME TO SHUT UP AND YOU KEEP, IGNORING ME...... ANYWAY YOUR CAR IS GONE!
uncommon_groups uncommon_groups
19 may
SO I'VE BEEN BARKING FOR 20 MINUTES VOU TELLING ME TO SHUT UP AND YOU KEEP, IGNORING ME...... ANYWAY YOUR CAR IS GONE!
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
ff you use your husband's old 'draws' to make a tank top, you just might be a
Redneck.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
ff you use your husband's old 'draws' to make a tank top, you just might be a Redneck.
THANKS MARINE CORPS
FOR PIMPIN MY RIDE!
USMC3092 USMC3092
13 mar
THANKS MARINE CORPS FOR PIMPIN MY RIDE!