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@queens ovor_lo
with brains.
Mes
Best is
MemeCartel MemeCartel
18 mar
@queens ovor_lo with brains. Mes Best is
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T
KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty.
iN
NS
jeep2013 jeep2013
13 mar
Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty. iN NS
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
Poor sportsmanship!
Stop Figuting
OVER WH CREATER THE Worts Asp FiGnt
AGAiNSt THE PEoPLE WHo ARE Destroying It
THIs PAGE Will YOUR MiND
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Stop Figuting OVER WH CREATER THE Worts Asp FiGnt AGAiNSt THE PEoPLE WHo ARE Destroying It THIs PAGE Will YOUR MiND
Barbara =
hrs
My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like
"Whatcha cookin Barb"
Barbara = hrs My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like "Whatcha cookin Barb"
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for
5 seconds also.
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for 5 seconds also.
Try ignoring me now thirsty human
Try ignoring me now thirsty human
Mama, just killed a mouse
Mama, just killed a mouse
YOUR LITTLE FAMILY IS THE BEST TEAM YOU COULD
EVER HAVE.
YOUR LITTLE FAMILY IS THE BEST TEAM YOU COULD EVER HAVE.
The awiward moment when you realize that the person you're making
af rinht hahind uan
The awiward moment when you realize that the person you're making af rinht hahind uan
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
te
When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
Bette Davis owned a nightclub in
Hollywood for US servicemen and women where everything was free,
and other celebrities would regularly volunteer to serve food or perform.
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
Bette Davis owned a nightclub in Hollywood for US servicemen and women where everything was free, and other celebrities would regularly volunteer to serve food or perform.
"I wasn't that drunk..."
"Dude, you were using the
flashlight on your phone to find your phone."
Tracymemes20
LanceGerman
24d
"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone." Tracymemes20
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days
I'm: going to
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days I'm: going to
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.:
Please don't let us get caught.
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.: Please don't let us get caught.
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES
ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
ClayClark
12 mar
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
I have a feeling that
My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this