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90% HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.
DO VOU?
90% HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS. DO VOU?
She is both, hellfire and holy water.
And the flavor you taste depends on
how you treat her.
-Sneha Pal
M127
12 mar
She is both, hellfire and holy water. And the flavor you taste depends on how you treat her. -Sneha Pal
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
firmQuotes97 firmQuotes97
20 mar
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
WinterSnow WinterSnow
10 mar
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
YOUR GIFT
is in the litter box
warmClub warmClub
20 mar
YOUR GIFT is in the litter box
Don't fart in an Apple store
Why? They don't have windows
Don't fart in an Apple store Why? They don't have windows
The cooks at McDonald's
assembling the burgers:
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The cooks at McDonald's assembling the burgers:
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE
Sades
lberg32819 lberg32819
8 mar
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE Sades
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
"And that's how the fight started your honour"
"And that's how the fight started your honour"
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
I found the REAL Scooby Doo
WinterSnow WinterSnow
14 mar
I found the REAL Scooby Doo
PITY THE FOOL
WHO CAN'T READ
1ATH'C NE INCH
cringySupply cringySupply
23 mar
PITY THE FOOL WHO CAN'T READ 1ATH'C NE INCH
TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the struggle of having to wait for these to finish rewinding &
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PA i SIhpaisnty.
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TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the struggle of having to wait for these to finish rewinding & ne PA i SIhpaisnty. PA
Thank goodness I look innocent I got the dirtiest mind and the
Foulest mouth
whisper
RONDAKELLY RONDAKELLY
23 may
Thank goodness I look innocent I got the dirtiest mind and the Foulest mouth whisper
the timeline could use little hedgehog camping right about now
TA
the timeline could use little hedgehog camping right about now TA
When the shows she like turn out to be interesting af
When the shows she like turn out to be interesting af
THIS WOMAN IS'A BADASS...
AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
320solutions 320solutions
1 may
THIS WOMAN IS'A BADASS... AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
I wanted a cat, wife wanted a cow, so we got this
I wanted a cat, wife wanted a cow, so we got this
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
THE WIFE JUST.
CALLED ME SEX MACHINE
HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE
'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL.
BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
THE WIFE JUST. CALLED ME SEX MACHINE HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE 'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL. BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.