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Rebecca Hazelton
"Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die."
--my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am
Library of Alexandria @
@LoAlex
lan
Rebecca Hazelton "Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die." --my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am Library of Alexandria @ @LoAlex lan
One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of
the quarn and can't stop
laughing
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of the quarn and can't stop laughing
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
TRESPASSING WERE
TIRED OF HIDING HE HE BODIES
TRESPASSING WERE TIRED OF HIDING HE HE BODIES
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a
Lifetime transiating your soul.
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a Lifetime transiating your soul.
Love her.
Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words
fuck off' much more frequently.
\ Helen Mirren
Love her. Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words fuck off' much more frequently. \ Helen Mirren
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention
Stay in your light.
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention Stay in your light.
my heart belongs to
my heart belongs to
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.:
Please don't let us get caught.
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.: Please don't let us get caught.
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
I'm not a hamster I'm A bear
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
I'm not a hamster I'm A bear
MY GROCERY STORE
USES 6 CHECKOUTS.
UNLESS IT'S BUSY,
THEN THEY USE 2.
jerry1752 jerry1752
9 mar
MY GROCERY STORE USES 6 CHECKOUTS. UNLESS IT'S BUSY, THEN THEY USE 2.
LIFE GAVE ME ONIONS
CNIONADE SUCKS
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
LIFE GAVE ME ONIONS CNIONADE SUCKS
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world
jose
They obviously haven't seen my patience
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world jose They obviously haven't seen my patience
Fuck checking phone
Check their medicine cabinet
FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
18 mar
Fuck checking phone Check their medicine cabinet FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
THE MORE GET TO KNOW PEOPLE,
THE MORE REALIZE WHY NOAH ONLY LET ANIMALS ON
TUC DHAT
remote_groups remote_groups
16 mar
THE MORE GET TO KNOW PEOPLE, THE MORE REALIZE WHY NOAH ONLY LET ANIMALS ON TUC DHAT
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
SS
What the Tuck
WOLVERINE
7 jun
My reaction to pretty much everything these days SS What the Tuck
PATIENCE:
WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
Shit
Creek
WELL ELL IT FINALLY,
FOUND)
RJ71
5 mar
Shit Creek WELL ELL IT FINALLY, FOUND)