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REMEMBER
'3T0P FOR BUSES
ELEV.2650
TURN ON HEADLIGHTS
REMEMBER '3T0P FOR BUSES ELEV.2650 TURN ON HEADLIGHTS
Raise your hand if you ever trusted the wrong person.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
20 mar
Raise your hand if you ever trusted the wrong person.
Somebody's gonna catch your vibe
and love it, be patient.
Somebody's gonna catch your vibe and love it, be patient.
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans
MM,
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans MM,
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
13 mar
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
When the dick so good that your soul gets trapped inside the bed
When the dick so good that your soul gets trapped inside the bed
If I'm quiet around you, I'm either trying to
figure you out or
I've
figured you out & don't like you.
prestigiousClub prestigiousClub
19 mar
If I'm quiet around you, I'm either trying to figure you out or I've figured you out & don't like you.
If you could sit on this bench and chat for hour with anyone who would it be?
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
If you could sit on this bench and chat for hour with anyone who would it be?
hen mom yells your full name
hen mom yells your full name
WIFE SAVED ALL HER AMAZON PRIME BOXES FOR HER APRIL FOOLS PRANK ON HER HUSBAND.
WIFE SAVED ALL HER AMAZON PRIME BOXES FOR HER APRIL FOOLS PRANK ON HER HUSBAND.
The older get the earlier it gets late.
The older get the earlier it gets late.
Parent lip:
Never, I mean NEVER
make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
Parent lip: Never, I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
Today,
I pray that God heals every person That Is
Living in pain.
AMEN!
CaidenBryant
11 mar
Today, I pray that God heals every person That Is Living in pain. AMEN!
I LOVE RUMORS.
I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT
MYSELF I
NEVER KNEW.
Up
Talking
I LOVE RUMORS. I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER KNEW. Up Talking
LET'S GET YOU HOME BUDDY
DAMMIT FRANK TOGETHER
Louie888 Louie888
7 mar
LET'S GET YOU HOME BUDDY DAMMIT FRANK TOGETHER
People were created to be Loved,
Things were created to be used,
The reason why the Word in Chaos, is because things are being loved
and people are being used
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
People were created to be Loved, Things were created to be used, The reason why the Word in Chaos, is because things are being loved and people are being used
When u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for
When u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD
IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
WONDER DID MY DEALER
wi
WASH HIS HANDS BEFORE HE BAGGED MY SHIT UP...
biff biff
18 mar
WONDER DID MY DEALER wi WASH HIS HANDS BEFORE HE BAGGED MY SHIT UP...