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REMEMBER FELLAS,
WRAP IT IN LATEX OR SHE'LL GET YOUR PAYCHECKS
REMEMBER FELLAS, WRAP IT IN LATEX OR SHE'LL GET YOUR PAYCHECKS
when you convince your friend who rather stay home to hang out
when you convince your friend who rather stay home to hang out
DOGS HAVE A WAY OF FINDING THE PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM AND FILLING AN EMPTINESS WE DIDN'
EVER KNOW WE H THOM JONES
I Love Animals
Gargoyle Gargoyle
11 mar
DOGS HAVE A WAY OF FINDING THE PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM AND FILLING AN EMPTINESS WE DIDN' EVER KNOW WE H THOM JONES I Love Animals
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me,
"he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
GaryNewsom
21 jun
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
Doing annoying things to your dog that they do to you
"Ok it's time for bed" Toddlers:
There's finally a way to wear masks that we can all agree on.
Brazer's I iF
deeteemena deeteemena
10 feb
There's finally a way to wear masks that we can all agree on. Brazer's I iF
Waiter: "kids under 12 eat free"
Dad: "he's 10"
Kid: "actually I'm..."
Dad:
Waiter: "kids under 12 eat free" Dad: "he's 10" Kid: "actually I'm..." Dad:
If you want to soar with the eagles, you can't be strutting like a turkey.
jeep2013 jeep2013
18 mar
If you want to soar with the eagles, you can't be strutting like a turkey.
Clare Pooley
@cpooleywriter
I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation.
He doesn't need walks any more - just a
garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation. He doesn't need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Why must live this life alone in solitude?
Iam So lonely...
Don't fucking touch
Will this loneliness ever and?
Why must live this life alone in solitude? Iam So lonely... Don't fucking touch Will this loneliness ever and?
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?" Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Ok
BO
Pony for sale, sometimes he barks but it's because he bilingual
surePage420 surePage420
24 mar
Ok BO Pony for sale, sometimes he barks but it's because he bilingual
Fuck checking phone
Check their medicine cabinet
FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
18 mar
Fuck checking phone Check their medicine cabinet FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
SEX EDUCATION 101
SHOULD DENTURES BE REMOVED BEFORE
xxxxxxx xxxxxxx
3 apr
SEX EDUCATION 101 SHOULD DENTURES BE REMOVED BEFORE
Dad sleeps downstairs on the sofa bed with elderly dog to keep him company since dog can't get up the stairs anymore.
shiny_corner shiny_corner
6 apr
Dad sleeps downstairs on the sofa bed with elderly dog to keep him company since dog can't get up the stairs anymore.
Wanna piss your neighbors off? Drag this down the street at 2 AM.
AshleeRyin AshleeRyin
27d
Wanna piss your neighbors off? Drag this down the street at 2 AM.
When most of your friends are older than you but they include you in everything:
When most of your friends are older than you but they include you in everything:
moistCrimeupdates moistCrimeupdates
11 mar
What will you do ths stuat on
You can't change what's happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it.
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You can't change what's happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it. * -