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REMEMBER HAVIRG TO
USE A KNIFE SPOON TO PRY THEI MEES
REMEMBER HAVIRG TO USE A KNIFE SPOON TO PRY THEI MEES
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH,
LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny."
said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed."
She said
"See? You're hilarious!"
I asked my wife why she married me. She said Because you are funny." said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed." She said "See? You're hilarious!"
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
Officially have the most dramtic dog
SIT DOWN BILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
SIT DOWN BILL YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
The one thing I could not protect you from was...
time
Gargoyle Gargoyle
12 mar
The one thing I could not protect you from was... time
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days
I'm: going to
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days I'm: going to
11-year-old Billie Gilbert From Hobart Rescued This Draughtboard Shark That Was Wedged Between Two Rocks on Low Tide.
They took
Say ho more,
Dogs are family.
bella010 bella010
10d
They took Say ho more, Dogs are family.
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
-Anonymous
sadHumor1 sadHumor1
17 mar
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated." -Anonymous
ONE
Both of them
and Oprah too..
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
12 mar
ONE Both of them and Oprah too..
Ever realize that humans cut
down bird's houses to make birdhouses?
How high are you?
Ever realize that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses? How high are you?
DEAR MOMS AND DADS
THANK YOU FOR RAISING HEROES
Anthony82 Anthony82
27 may
DEAR MOMS AND DADS THANK YOU FOR RAISING HEROES
Hladies
Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you.
@gentlemenhood
@peutons plaice
PeytonJackman PeytonJackman
20 mar
Hladies Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you. @gentlemenhood @peutons plaice
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then
Sweep up broken glass.
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then Sweep up broken glass.
Clare Pooley
@cpooleywriter
I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation.
He doesn't need walks any more - just a
garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation. He doesn't need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
fug @yungtiddy
i'm sick of not knowing who the FUCK is
keeping Arby's in business. I want actual names of actual human beings. WHO THE FUCK is eating there. i've never seen one go out of business. i need answers, who the fuck is eating Arby's SPEAK UP NOW
1975 86.3K
Arby's
Aibys
Bitch we have the fuckin meats
fug @yungtiddy i'm sick of not knowing who the FUCK is keeping Arby's in business. I want actual names of actual human beings. WHO THE FUCK is eating there. i've never seen one go out of business. i need answers, who the fuck is eating Arby's SPEAK UP NOW 1975 86.3K Arby's Aibys Bitch we have the fuckin meats