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Riddle: what gets long when u jerk it, fits between boobs, slides ina hole, and loves to be pulled?
A SEAT BELT YOU
PERVERTII!
Riddle: what gets long when u jerk it, fits between boobs, slides ina hole, and loves to be pulled? A SEAT BELT YOU PERVERTII!
THICK GIRLS
BECAUSE HAVING A TUMMY DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT YUMMY!
Its ALL LOVE
THICK GIRLS BECAUSE HAVING A TUMMY DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT YUMMY! Its ALL LOVE
Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
The Name Is
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
The Name Is Blonde, Jane Blonde
Kitty: I WAS ADOPTED!!! YAY
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Kitty: I WAS ADOPTED!!! YAY
*when you pull his pants down to suck his dick for the first time and realize tolerating him as a person was totally worth it*
Kjw73 Kjw73
23 may
*when you pull his pants down to suck his dick for the first time and realize tolerating him as a person was totally worth it*
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD SCREAMING "HE'S FULL OF SHIT... PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK."
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD SCREAMING "HE'S FULL OF SHIT... PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK."
What's your biggest mistake?
I made someone my priority when I was just an option for that person.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
What's your biggest mistake? I made someone my priority when I was just an option for that person.
HOW MANY OF YOU REMEMBER THIS?
goodsmush goodsmush
17 mar
HOW MANY OF YOU REMEMBER THIS?
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
Interviewer: Why do you want this job?
Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Interviewer: Why do you want this job? Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Ok
BO
Pony for sale, sometimes he barks but it's because he bilingual
surePage420 surePage420
24 mar
Ok BO Pony for sale, sometimes he barks but it's because he bilingual
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR?
OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR? OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
WHEN THE "FUN SIZE" CANDY BARS AREN'T FEELING SO FUN ANYMORE
SUNSETS
Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
Reddog999 Reddog999
11d
SUNSETS Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
WILL NEVE INTELLIGENT STOP BEING
BEAUTIFUL
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
WILL NEVE INTELLIGENT STOP BEING BEAUTIFUL
Yes the best view
When you're in the right place at the right time
Louie888 Louie888
6 mar
Yes the best view When you're in the right place at the right time
The look I get when
Facebook says I violated their community standards
again do it again
Jdub72 Jdub72
21 mar
The look I get when Facebook says I violated their community standards again do it again