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RIGHT WHERE I STOP AT!!
RIGHT WHERE I STOP AT!!
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE NYMPHOMANIACS
THE PROBLEM IS AFTER A FEW YEARS,
THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
BearWarrior BearWarrior
6 may
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE NYMPHOMANIACS THE PROBLEM IS AFTER A FEW YEARS, THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention
Stay in your light.
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention Stay in your light.
Me whenever I can hear people chewing:
Me whenever I can hear people chewing:
Wait for it...
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me?
Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
JennyGoff
12 mar
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me? Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
Suprized attack!!!
LJpisces LJpisces
22 mar
Suprized attack!!!
ACCERT WHAT IS LET GO OF WHAT WAS AND HAVE FAITH
Crust Canepa Photography
ACCERT WHAT IS LET GO OF WHAT WAS AND HAVE FAITH Crust Canepa Photography
When someone starts giving you attention and you're not sure if they're just playing with your emotions
When someone starts giving you attention and you're not sure if they're just playing with your emotions
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to.
that shit ruins you
thoughts
ClayClark
10 mar
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to. that shit ruins you thoughts
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack.
77
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. 77
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
RacerHex RacerHex
17 mar
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
The truck of the day
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
13 mar
The truck of the day
Regardless of how big and bad you are, There's always that one woman that can see right through you. She's both your strength and your weakness.
WinterSnow WinterSnow
15 mar
Regardless of how big and bad you are, There's always that one woman that can see right through you. She's both your strength and your weakness.
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
ScarletB ScarletB
24 jun
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
Some people are like tractors,
They love
Spreading Shit!
desiloo desiloo
10 mar
Some people are like tractors, They love Spreading Shit!
My lil cuzzin bad as hell man
Th
My lil cuzzin bad as hell man Th