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HOW DID PRINCESS PEACH AVOID DETECTION BY THE KOOPAS?
be
SHE CLEARED
HER BOWSER HISTORY!
HOW DID PRINCESS PEACH AVOID DETECTION BY THE KOOPAS? be SHE CLEARED HER BOWSER HISTORY!
Time for my sheriff dutyies
-ere.
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Time for my sheriff dutyies -ere.
THIS
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Thank 2020 for its consistency.
THIS WHAT DO YOU DO? Thank 2020 for its consistency.
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK
AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
sussyboy sussyboy
23 jun
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then
Sweep up broken glass.
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then Sweep up broken glass.
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if
I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
best_just_4jokes best_just_4jokes
10 mar
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children.
Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on
TV tomorrow.
Si
goodbye4
17 mar
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children. Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on TV tomorrow. Si
If you watched these guys you've been around the block!
If you watched these guys you've been around the block!
Coffee shop lets stray dogs sleep inside when the customers leave
Coffee shop lets stray dogs sleep inside when the customers leave
AT 110-YEARS-OLD. LOUISIANA NATIVE LAWRENCE BROOKS IS THE OLDEST LIVING VETERAN OF WWIl.
THANK YOU FOR
VOID CEBYIINE!
AT 110-YEARS-OLD. LOUISIANA NATIVE LAWRENCE BROOKS IS THE OLDEST LIVING VETERAN OF WWIl. THANK YOU FOR VOID CEBYIINE!
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
WITH SO MANY THINGS COMING BACK IN STYLE.~
CANT, WANT TILL LOYALTY AND MORALS BECOME THE NEW TREND AGAIN.
WITH SO MANY THINGS COMING BACK IN STYLE.~ CANT, WANT TILL LOYALTY AND MORALS BECOME THE NEW TREND AGAIN.
you
us what?
can er for some Dismeyt+
EdwardSmith EdwardSmith
12 mar
you us what? can er for some Dismeyt+
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail.
Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
jerry1752 jerry1752
11 mar
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail. Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Kids will call your name 1000 times
just to turn around and do something like this
Kids will call your name 1000 times just to turn around and do something like this
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant
ah
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant ah
When I'm an old lady
I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor
all over the house in
case I fall down
When I'm an old lady I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down
I told my teenage niece to go get me
newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modern problems require modern solutions
BENICE BENICE
1 may
I told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modern problems require modern solutions
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer,
Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer, Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
HO REMEMBERS I
"WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
HO REMEMBERS I "WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON