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Robin Williams' rider required that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work.
Robin Williams' rider required that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work.
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had
2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
boorish_groups boorish_groups
16 mar
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START
LOSING THE BATTLE...
puffyplanet puffyplanet
20 mar
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START LOSING THE BATTLE...
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?"
I'm not gonna say anything
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?" I'm not gonna say anything
Please tell me someone
'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
Please tell me someone 'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
WHEN GET DISRESPECTED, I
DISRESPECTFUL
WHEN GET DISRESPECTED, I DISRESPECTFUL
i fuckin' HATE mixed signals. like do you wanna lick toaster strudel frosting off my titties or leave me on read for hours??? idk
i fuckin' HATE mixed signals. like do you wanna lick toaster strudel frosting off my titties or leave me on read for hours??? idk
you're my meow meow
you're my meow meow
Yes the best view
When you're in the right place at the right time
Louie888 Louie888
6 mar
Yes the best view When you're in the right place at the right time
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION
JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE
"HERE KITTY KITTY"
crazychic crazychic
18 mar
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE "HERE KITTY KITTY"
It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
aintThe1 aintThe1
12 mar
It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
I bet these little mfs already got they own meth lab
mack10 mack10
20 jun
I bet these little mfs already got they own meth lab
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
BEING A MAN IS NOT EASY.
NO MAKEUP NO WIG: IE VAITRE VAITRE HIV
BEING A MAN IS NOT EASY. NO MAKEUP NO WIG: IE VAITRE VAITRE HIV
ONE DAY!
I'm gonna have
"everything I prayed for!
ONE DAY! I'm gonna have "everything I prayed for!
enrr we
KNOWIITS CHEESY
BUT FEEL GRATE
enrr we KNOWIITS CHEESY BUT FEEL GRATE
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
If I'm quiet around you, I'm either trying to
figure you out or
I've
figured you out & don't like you.
prestigiousClub prestigiousClub
19 mar
If I'm quiet around you, I'm either trying to figure you out or I've figured you out & don't like you.
HIGH FIVE!
NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
Louie888 Louie888
12 mar
HIGH FIVE! NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!