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S COMKING SUCKS
ed
GUT UR TU IRATEWY SO
S COMKING SUCKS ed GUT UR TU IRATEWY SO
what I expected my apocalypse outfit to look like vs. how it actually looks
what I expected my apocalypse outfit to look like vs. how it actually looks
MEALS ON IEALS ON
MEALS ON IEALS ON
Sclentists Invent bracelet that gives electric shock everytime a person curses:
Me, In Traffic:
USMC3092 USMC3092
5 mar
Sclentists Invent bracelet that gives electric shock everytime a person curses: Me, In Traffic:
You can't knock talent es eV
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
27 may
You can't knock talent es eV
YOUR LITTLE FAMILY IS THE BEST TEAM YOU COULD
EVER HAVE.
YOUR LITTLE FAMILY IS THE BEST TEAM YOU COULD EVER HAVE.
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
70sguy 70sguy
14 jun
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
WinterSnow WinterSnow
7 mar
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
The word queue is ironic.
It's just a'q' with bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
ff
The word queue is ironic. It's just a'q' with bunch of silent letters waiting in a line. ff
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
Me: leaves the room for 1 second
My dog:
@doggosdoingthings
omgosh I'm so glad
ur ok
Me: leaves the room for 1 second My dog: @doggosdoingthings omgosh I'm so glad ur ok
Dont bite the hand that fingered you or whatever they be sayin.
22toomany 22toomany
19 mar
Dont bite the hand that fingered you or whatever they be sayin.
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
Be Kind. Always.
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be Kind. Always.
When you and your friend are a little different but you make it work
rr
When you and your friend are a little different but you make it work rr
Am joke to you, Karen?
Am joke to you, Karen?
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing:
ITS NOT JUST THAT CARE ABOUT MY RIGHT TO OWN A GUN AND PROTECT MY FAMILY
IT'S ALSO THAT I QUESTION YOUR MOTIVATION FOR TRYING TO STOP ME FROM BEING ABLE TO DO IT
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
ITS NOT JUST THAT CARE ABOUT MY RIGHT TO OWN A GUN AND PROTECT MY FAMILY IT'S ALSO THAT I QUESTION YOUR MOTIVATION FOR TRYING TO STOP ME FROM BEING ABLE TO DO IT
If you think you're too small to make
a difference try sleeping with a mosquito
in the
room
'~Dalai Lama
If you think you're too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito in the room '~Dalai Lama
IF PEOPLE MAKE YOU SICK
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD COOK THEM LONGER
jewelsy34 jewelsy34
25 apr
IF PEOPLE MAKE YOU SICK THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD COOK THEM LONGER
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
14 mar
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins