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Samwise Gamgee swore an oath to a celestial being before going on a divine quest. Therefore he is a paladin.
He's out of line, but ne's right.
Samwise Gamgee swore an oath to a celestial being before going on a divine quest. Therefore he is a paladin. He's out of line, but ne's right.
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back
WELL PUL DAMNED
SO THATS WHAT STUPEB LOGKS LIKE
Jackee Jackee
15d
WELL PUL DAMNED SO THATS WHAT STUPEB LOGKS LIKE
I'm feeling generous today. I don't uSually
give a fuck. But today
fuck you
fuck
is your lucky day. So, please feel free to take one.
UCk you ) fuck you
FUCK you fuck you fuck you ) fuck you fuck you
JennyGoff
12 mar
I'm feeling generous today. I don't uSually give a fuck. But today fuck you fuck is your lucky day. So, please feel free to take one. UCk you ) fuck you FUCK you fuck you fuck you ) fuck you fuck you
Now I have to unplug my lamp
at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on.
And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
MamaSouder MamaSouder
18 mar
Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE
FROM THIS PARK:
BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS
LIKE A LAT FUND
dregone dregone
19 mar
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE FROM THIS PARK: BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS LIKE A LAT FUND
GROUND YOURSELF
The grounding effect of walking barefoot where free electrons from the earth are
transferred into your body is one of the moct notent antinvidante known in recearch
soullist soullist
17 mar
GROUND YOURSELF The grounding effect of walking barefoot where free electrons from the earth are transferred into your body is one of the moct notent antinvidante known in recearch
Bob Janke
@Bob_Janke
Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
alyyas babysitting 10 kids and at onefpoint. I searched Frantically For
20 minutes because I had only counted 9,
I was holding the ith child
the entire time.
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
alyyas babysitting 10 kids and at onefpoint. I searched Frantically For 20 minutes because I had only counted 9, I was holding the ith child the entire time.
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her
third promotion this year,
don't know how she does it!
planetoddyssey planetoddyssey
20 mar
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, don't know how she does it!
tell them bitches you
got a girlfriend
did, they challenge you to a dick suckin contest.
Shayne Shayne
11 mar
tell them bitches you got a girlfriend did, they challenge you to a dick suckin contest.
They're not dangerous if you raise them righi
Maite woin } are the
'the dous
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
They're not dangerous if you raise them righi Maite woin } are the 'the dous
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
DID YOU KNOW?
@healthtips.247
When feeling depressed, do some cleaning.
Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
Tirojoza Tirojoza
15 mar
DID YOU KNOW? @healthtips.247 When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HISTORY NOW?
RamAnand RamAnand
17d
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HISTORY NOW?
Me to my family when
they expect me to make dinner every night
Lower your expectations
Me to my family when they expect me to make dinner every night Lower your expectations
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
Middle school principal Jason Smith noticed a kid violating the dress code by wearing a hat - instead of disciplining him, he lovingly fixed his haircut.
How tf a computer gonna ask me if I'm a robot ,mf you a robot
aliciap aliciap
20 mar
How tf a computer gonna ask me if I'm a robot ,mf you a robot