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Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
50% of parenting is just trying to
decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
Today's advice...
ie
Am, &
Don't be a
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Today's advice... ie Am, & Don't be a
_ )BUT YOU'LL NEVER)
BEOTIS CAMPBELL.ORUNK
dayslist dayslist
13 mar
_ )BUT YOU'LL NEVER) BEOTIS CAMPBELL.ORUNK
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny."
said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed."
She said
"See? You're hilarious!"
I asked my wife why she married me. She said Because you are funny." said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed." She said "See? You're hilarious!"
LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS ONLINE TONIGHT
LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS ONLINE TONIGHT
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
HIGH FIVE!
NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
Louie888 Louie888
12 mar
HIGH FIVE! NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
MANAGE!
This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you.
Subject
Message
PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0).
actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
MANAGE! This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you. Subject Message PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0). actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
TOUCH MY CAKE AND WILL CUT YOU
TOUCH MY CAKE AND WILL CUT YOU
'Yes
ere supposedito work.
'Yes ere supposedito work.
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention
darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
Have you ever realized that
Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
.and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
PapaLegba PapaLegba
16d
Have you ever realized that Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" .and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
So a burglar broke into the house...
put the red dot on his chest
And the cat did the rest..
meekCatdogsupply meekCatdogsupply
10 mar
So a burglar broke into the house... put the red dot on his chest And the cat did the rest..
Shit
Creek
WELL ELL IT FINALLY,
FOUND)
RJ71
5 mar
Shit Creek WELL ELL IT FINALLY, FOUND)
Saint Bob Payne
@readyforpayne
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story?
One day you will be able to do
whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
Saint Bob Payne @readyforpayne Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
LukeEller LukeEller
18 mar
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
JUST BE YOU, AND IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT,
, WELL, FUCK THEM.
ClayClark
11 mar
JUST BE YOU, AND IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT, , WELL, FUCK THEM.
Something we never talk about when it comes to heing an adult is how much we debate keeping
a cardboard box because you know a really good box.
Something we never talk about when it comes to heing an adult is how much we debate keeping a cardboard box because you know a really good box.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website
think I should start uploading my bills.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website think I should start uploading my bills.
LOOK AROUND YOU.
APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE.
NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME
INA YEAR.
SS
'A STORM COMING:
LOOK AROUND YOU. APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE. NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME INA YEAR. SS 'A STORM COMING: