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Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
Sent my husband to the store &
then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Sent my husband to the store & then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
Street cats: house cats:
fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats
for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
Street cats: house cats: fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
GROWING UP SURVIVE
THE SUMMER BEAT IWITEOUT THUECEL
tightNostalgia tightNostalgia
17 mar
GROWING UP SURVIVE THE SUMMER BEAT IWITEOUT THUECEL
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
11 mar
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
[Brownies} Kitsune Sea Serpents Kraken Phoenix West IMps
Sometimes I delete my own posts because
I'm not the same person
I was 4 ming ago
Sometimes I delete my own posts because I'm not the same person I was 4 ming ago
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after
adoption.
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after adoption.
Conquers
FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS
gator414 gator414
4 apr
Conquers FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention
darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
6 Time Felon Killed In Shootout By 13 Year
Old During Home Invasion
on
brave 13-year-old Ladson boy fended off two hardened flons who were attempting to break inte his house by using his mothers gun to protect himself wile home alone,
pucknut9 pucknut9
7 mar
6 Time Felon Killed In Shootout By 13 Year Old During Home Invasion on brave 13-year-old Ladson boy fended off two hardened flons who were attempting to break inte his house by using his mothers gun to protect himself wile home alone,
A Vietnam war American sniper volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out without being spotted.
taniaye taniaye
17 mar
A Vietnam war American sniper volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out without being spotted.
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a
bag?
Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug
WITHOUT A DAD JOKE
"Fast checkoul of
Rikkeej Rikkeej
27 jun
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag? Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug WITHOUT A DAD JOKE "Fast checkoul of
think I'm having a Midlife crisis
might die at 48
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
26 jun
think I'm having a Midlife crisis might die at 48
Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood
and I'm no longer interested so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?
Louie888 Louie888
7 mar
Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood and I'm no longer interested so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS.
OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Romethetoker Romethetoker
29 dec 2020
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS. OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash
furiousSEUT777 furiousSEUT777
24 mar
'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
impure_stolt_512 impure_stolt_512
15 jun
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
Should you ever find yourself the victim of someone's bitterness, jealousy or insecurities, remember, things could be worse............
you could be them
Should you ever find yourself the victim of someone's bitterness, jealousy or insecurities, remember, things could be worse............ you could be them
Your dog seeing you lying in bed all day every day:
Your dog seeing you lying in bed all day every day:
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.