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SEES OUT-OF-DATE MILK IN THE FRIDGE
GNIFES IT
SEES OUT-OF-DATE MILK IN THE FRIDGE GNIFES IT
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours.
You listen.
ashwinidodani
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours. You listen. ashwinidodani
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
Tell me he's not smiling
piehole1
14 mar
Tell me he's not smiling
Listin pal... saw a bird
Catscats Catscats
8 mar
Listin pal... saw a bird
DID YOU KNOW ?
All shrimp were born male, but slowly grow into females as they mature
Xavier
Like TikTokers
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
DID YOU KNOW ? All shrimp were born male, but slowly grow into females as they mature Xavier Like TikTokers
IcE
@REALBURTIIS
count your fucking days petsmart
IcE @REALBURTIIS count your fucking days petsmart
OTILL HERE
BITCHES
atlashm atlashm
11 apr
OTILL HERE BITCHES
Amazon Tribe wins lawsuit, blocks
Big Oil's bid to destroy millions of acres of rainforest!
Amazon Tribe wins lawsuit, blocks Big Oil's bid to destroy millions of acres of rainforest!
GOULD YOU LI IN A CONVERTED BARN?
finickycountry finickycountry
12 mar
GOULD YOU LI IN A CONVERTED BARN?
Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
None of your business!
Are you out of mind! Why do you carry those bricks! Now is bedtime! None of your business!
AGE OF ATTITUDE
NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU PROGRESS,
YOU ARE STILL WAY AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRYING.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
AGE OF ATTITUDE NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU PROGRESS, YOU ARE STILL WAY AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRYING.
This would be my cat
agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
LJpisces LJpisces
17 mar
This would be my cat agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
mum before using a bad word
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
RENT.
NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
ornerySake ornerySake
9 may
RENT. NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
I REALIZED I'VE GoT ROAD RAGE PROBLEM
WHEN FIVE-YEAR-OLD
GROCERVATROLDVEY.
TimAyers TimAyers
4d
I REALIZED I'VE GoT ROAD RAGE PROBLEM WHEN FIVE-YEAR-OLD GROCERVATROLDVEY.
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back