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IF ONE OF MY POSTS OFFENDED YOU,
IT'LL PROBABLY HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'M A REPEAT OFFENDER.
Share your opinion IF ONE OF MY POSTS OFFENDED YOU, IT'LL PROBABLY HAPPEN AGAIN. I'M A REPEAT OFFENDER.
MY CAT WHEN I'M MEDITATING
MY CAT WHEN I'M MEDITATING
eddekane eddekane
14 mar
IF WTF WAS BIRD
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
JennyGoff
12 mar
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
Every now and then I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner across the yard
Just to ensure that the
tedk te wan
Every now and then I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner across the yard Just to ensure that the tedk te wan
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
Ht @Macandmomeans
Husband, texting me from the
store: Hey did you want those mini I
\SS
eggs you mentioned?
Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img.
/ Chocolate is necessary for
K survival.
Husband: ok lol
Me: mean your survival.
Husband: I'll get the economy size bi
bag.
Ht @Macandmomeans Husband, texting me from the store: Hey did you want those mini I \SS eggs you mentioned? Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img. / Chocolate is necessary for K survival. Husband: ok lol Me: mean your survival. Husband: I'll get the economy size bi bag.
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go
with "hang and bang".
Rikkeej Rikkeej
22 mar
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go with "hang and bang".
*Tips from granny*
If she doesn't cup the
balls while sucking it leave that bitch.
*Tips from granny* If she doesn't cup the balls while sucking it leave that bitch.
There are times when my greatest accomplishment
is just keeping my mouth shut.
graciJo graciJo
10 mar
There are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
Why must live this life alone in solitude?
Iam So lonely...
Don't fucking touch
Will this loneliness ever and?
Why must live this life alone in solitude? Iam So lonely... Don't fucking touch Will this loneliness ever and?
Not everyone will get this
@VISUALSHITTER
we all qet it
Not everyone will get this @VISUALSHITTER we all qet it
She was so gentle@
When you realize you have feet
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth?
Minding your own damn business!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business!
Them: don't come back here with that bullshit Me coming back with that bullshii:
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row
ig: realpettymayO
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row ig: realpettymayO
Sometimes it takes me all day to get.
nothing done.
We
Sometimes it takes me all day to get. nothing done. We
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her
third promotion this year,
don't know how she does it!
planetoddyssey planetoddyssey
20 mar
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, don't know how she does it!
YOUR FACE WHEN
YOU WANNA GO OFF BUT YOU REMEMBER THE PROMISE YOU MADE WITH THE LORD LAST SUNDAY
Purpleeez Purpleeez
8 mar
YOUR FACE WHEN YOU WANNA GO OFF BUT YOU REMEMBER THE PROMISE YOU MADE WITH THE LORD LAST SUNDAY
When you're no longer the only child
When you're no longer the only child