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She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthaugan
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
70sguy 70sguy
15 jun
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer. matthaugan Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle
Me: yeah your mom
Cop: very funny
Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie
Cop: What the fu-
kee_kee_ka_ka kee_kee_ka_ka
15 mar
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle Me: yeah your mom Cop: very funny Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie Cop: What the fu-
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE
ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
iF
am gandaai engine 3000
heckin vrecn
iF am gandaai engine 3000 heckin vrecn
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
Conquers
FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS
gator414 gator414
4 apr
Conquers FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
let me iell you
Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
SueButton
4 apr
let me iell you Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
women
OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
women OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
Cop delivers Pizza because he arrested the Delivery man Tik
lolding her halo for her as she snorts a line off your dick
okyleoneill okyleoneill
13 mar
lolding her halo for her as she snorts a line off your dick
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then
Sweep up broken glass.
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then Sweep up broken glass.
You (AN ALL (oME
oT Now..
HA MY (OF FEE.
You (AN ALL (oME oT Now.. HA MY (OF FEE.
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED
MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
tragic_groups tragic_groups
16 mar
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
Stay STRONG in your FAITH no matter the TYPE
rainbowent rainbowent
13 mar
Stay STRONG in your FAITH no matter the TYPE
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
COME IN HERE AND SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL FUCK YR SHIT UP DRY BOY. LEG-
HAVIN ASS LAND BITCH
BigMark6124 BigMark6124
29 jan
COME IN HERE AND SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL FUCK YR SHIT UP DRY BOY. LEG- HAVIN ASS LAND BITCH